"If these monster got started as 
a result of the first atomic bomb 
in 1945, what about all the others 
that have been exploded since then?"

"When man entered the atomic age, 
he opened a door into a new world. 
What we eventually find in that 
new world, nobody can predict."

 

 

       


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And 
You 
Call
Yourself 
A
Scientist!

Beginning
of the
End

"The best that we can say for these 'effects' is that they’re better than those on display in The Amazing Colossal Man: never at any stage do the locusts go transparent."


The
Bad 
Movie
Report

Monster
From
Green 
Hell

"It is, of course, the wasps from the wayward rocket, grown to huge size. They are represented alternately by stop motion animation or poorly matted puppets. I would mention their bewilderingly tiny wings, but they're probably very sensitive about that."


Jabootu's 
Bad Movie
Dimension

Empire
of the 
Ants

"Still, they suggest not mutated insects so much as, well, mutated puppets.  Despite seeing ants scurry through spilled toxic waste before, I suspect another barrel went awry and ended up contaminating the cast of Kukla, Fran and Ollie."

Opposable
Thumbs
Films

Eight 
Legged 
Freaks

"And what happens to the spiders when they gobble-up said radioactive insects? Well, you’d probably think they’d die. I mean, that is the logical conclusion. But these are the movies, baby! The spiders grow into super-spiders!"


Stomp
Tokyo


NAUSICAA

Here's a story Hollywood doesn't tackle nearly often enough: The touching tale of a young girl and the larva she loves.


Teleport
City

Phenomena

"If hyper-intelligent chimps, detective flies, mind-melding with a maggot, sleepwalking, decapitations, and blasts of heavy metal at completely inappropriate moments don't mark this film as a bizarre one, that's because you've yet to get to the final act. 

That's where things really go off the deep end."


Now making
its exciting
B-Masters'
Cabal
debut....

THE
UNKNOWN
MOVIES
PAGE

Mosquito

"You start to think of bad puns and snappy statements to make before even seeing the movie. Declarations like "It sucked","Don't be sucked into watching it", "It bites", "I was really bugged by it", and "A little prick of a movie" fill your head..."