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First, a few coherent words (in the form of a press release) by Paul Smith (Minister of Propaganda, Nation of Jabootu) |
Move over, Y2K, here comes something Brainier...
A cooperative Internet effort of unprecedented proportions in its field is about to take place- This weekend, seven of the top Bad/B/Cult movie sites on the Internet will simultaneously take their hatchets to the 1957 film Brain from Planet Arous. This material is scheduled to appear by November 6-7,1999. It is unknown if a film can withstand the cumulative impact of this highly-trained team's simultaneous missives without reverting to anti-particles; due to the highly experimental nature of the project, due caution is advised to those within the event horizon's light cone. |
And Now, a Few Words From the Magnificent Seven... |
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Preview |
| Alan Gallauresi | Oh, the Humanity! | Steve has donned a regulation issue hard-shell safari hat - the sort of hat that just screams adventure waiting to happen (available from the Spring J. Peterman catalog, page 23, $79.95). |
| Ken Begg | Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension | Why a pith helmet was just sitting around on Steve’s workbench is another mystery. Especially since it clearly wasn’t there in a shot about a minute ago. |
| Dr. Freex | The Bad Movie Report | Superior race, my patoot - they still can't come up with a good pick-up line.... |
| Andrew Borntreger | Badmovies.org | Stuff to Watch For...
4 mins-Steve, I'd take that gay hat off. |
| Nathan Shumate | B-Movie Mailing List | ...an unbelievable premise. No, I'm not talking about the giant ghostly flying brain that floats like it's suspended from piano wires and lusts after earth women. That part's perfectly believable. But this... |
| Liz | And You Call Yourself a Scientist! | Steve and Dan set off for Mystery Mountain without a single piece of protective clothing. No, excuse me, that isn’t quite true. Steve does wear a pith helmet (well, he is a scientist, you know!). |
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Steve is wearing a fashionable (?) pith helmet for protection from the sun. (Frankly, if I were going into an area with potentially intense bursts of radiation, I’d consider....) |
Published on 7 November 1999
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