Archived for posterity in it's original pristine fashion, this is
KWAM, the pappy of Jabootu!!!
The Old Reviews:
Note to readers: Being an archive, this section will not be
Enjoy these original gems which do not currently appear in Jabootu's Dimension...
King of the Bee Movies, this star studded monstrosity inspired my longest text piece. I'd just check out the short version, if I were you.
73 (posted 8/11/97...)
OK, now were really getting to the fringe stuff.
of Habit (posted 7/25/97...)
The "socially relevant" Elvis movie.
Showgirls (posted 7/25/97...)
What Bad Movie page would be complete without this shining example? (Note: This film isn't complex enough to earn one of my "insanely long web documents", so the zipped Word file is the same as the condensed version.)
Rock n Roll Nightmare (posted 7/25/97...)
...claims its place as one of the great unheralded horror comedies of the 1980s. (Review not long enough to warrant a separate web pages for a long version; Word doc is again a twin of the condensed version.)
Claus (posted 6/15/97)...
Santa, with the help of Merlin the Wizard, fights the devil over the fate of Mexico.
The Lonely Lady
This 1983 Pia Zadora classic exposes the <gasp> sleazy side of Hollywood... again.
Giant Claw (posted 6/8/97)...
(If you don't read the whole thing, at least check out the stills)
Diary (1997) (posted 6/8/97)...
We spent 24 hours at this event; you get to just read the cliffnotes.
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