And now, a few words from the Magnificent
Seven
(Websites, that is)
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Reviewer
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Home Site
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Preview
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Alan and Rob
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Oh, the Humanity!
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The
Day the Earth Caught Fire
(1961) |
The Earth hurtles closer to the sun! Mankind faces its last desperate
hours! Sales of Speed Stick up 7000%! |
| Deluge
(1933) |
While the announcements continue, various scenes of model boats floating
in swimming pools are cut between flashes of a radio announcer. Point 1:
there is a flood. Check. Point 2: model boats cannot withstand the flood.
Check |
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Nathan
Shumate
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B-Movie
Mailing List
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Image
of the Beast
(1983) |
Then we get various plagues -- fire from heaven, metallic locusts,
bloody water -- while our heroes try to evade UNITE's Believers
Underground Movement Squad (or, as Elizabeth instantly says on hearing the
name, "BUMS"). |
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Ken Begg
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Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension
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Robot Monster
(1953) |
Meanwhile, the Great One begins to rant.
“Human elements still roam planet Earth,” he complains.
“I, the ruler of all Ro-Mans, shall complete your task, Earth
Ro-Man! I shall release our
Cosmic Q Rays!” At this,
lighting appears superimposed across the skies.
“Which will free prehistoric reptiles to devour whatever remains
of life!” |
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Andrew Borntreger
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Badmovies.org
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Last
Days of Man on Earth
(1974) |
Stuff To Watch For:
51 mins-Godzilla should come tromping out of the water about now. |
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Dr.
Freex
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The Bad Movie
Report
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Doomsday
Machine
(1967) |
When the Earth finally does blow up (a rapid cut from a flashing globe
to a brief fireball), our actors are called upon to emote. |
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Liz
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And
You Call Yourself a Scientist!
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On
the Beach (1959) |
"Who would ever have believed that human beings would be stupid
enough to blow themselves off the face of the earth...?" |
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Apostic
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B-Notes
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Holocaust 2000 (1978) |
Then he explains his reasoning; the great holocaust
will purify everything. (Hey, works for me. For one thing, it’d
wipe out the collected works of Jim Carrey.) |