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Asta Kask
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Sweden
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 Posted - 12/29/2005 : 04:03:32 AM
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It just struck me that the "Orca Speech" in deLaurentiis movie "Orca" is remarkably similar to the speeches about how badass Steven Seagal is in every frickin' movie he appears in.
Couldn't they do an "Orca 2" with Seagal as the titular menace?
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Ken HPoJ
Supreme Potentate
USA
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Posted - 12/29/2005 : 11:47:38 AM
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Well, if he lost some weight.
PEGGY: I don't see how having a girl on the team would ruin it. Did a woman judge ruin the Supreme Court?
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 12/29/2005 : 3:30:15 PM
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But, ya gotta admit, he hides his blowhole well....
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.
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hentai_wolf
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
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Posted - 12/29/2005 : 7:46:22 PM
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Originally posted by Ken HPoJ
Well, if he lost some weight.
And we'd have to give him a blowhole. I've got a powerdrill we can use. |
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Asta Kask
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Sweden
263 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2005 : 02:00:03 AM
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Originally posted by Ken HPoJ
Well, if he lost some weight.
He could paint himself black-and-white. It would be great movie! Certainly better than most of his other movies. I wonder if Orcas are Buddhists...
P.S. And it wouldn't be the first time he played an aquatic mammal. After all, hasn't he played a Navy SEAL? D.S.
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2005 : 11:01:07 AM
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Ah, yesss...but was it a seal of approval?
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.
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John Doe
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 01/03/2006 : 9:20:54 PM
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I'm willing to bet he didn't seal it with a kiss. :P
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Juniper
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
616 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2006 : 6:50:15 PM
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All of you need to clam up.
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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Germany
186 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2006 : 3:37:48 PM
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Originally posted by Juniper
All of you need to clam up.
"The Devil Made this Movie for You!"
This thread is giving me a haddock, so rather than floundering around here, I'm moving on to another topic.
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 01/07/2006 : 12:20:18 AM
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
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Posted - 01/09/2006 : 3:00:48 PM
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| Well, perhaps he'll just change his name to Jonathan Livingston Seagal. |
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