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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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 Posted - 03/31/2006 : 6:37:34 PM
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Reports on the IMDb say that yet another movie remake of a TV show is on the way. Ready for this?
Dallas.
Ready for the cast?
John Travolta as JR, Jennifer Lopez as Sue Ellen, and Shirley Maclaine as Miss Ellie.
That's just wrong. Pure, unadulterated WRONG. Ken and Pip will have to collaborate on the review for this one, I think. |
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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Germany
186 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2006 : 7:23:26 PM
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Why? Just...simply...WHY???
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!" |
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TheFoywonder
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
833 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2006 : 8:24:28 PM
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And the director just quit because he so disagreed with the studio's casting decisions. Just think about that for a second. Quitting the gig of directing a big screen version of DALLAS over artistic differences. This thing must really be doomed.
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R. Dittmar
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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jackspencerjr
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
262 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2006 : 07:35:23 AM
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It couldn't be worse than the Dallas Roleplaying Game
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2006 : 1:19:12 PM
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Originally posted by jackspencerjr
It couldn't be worse than the Dallas Roleplaying Game
"I shoot J.R. with the +10 Colt .45 of Mysterious Identity!"
"A hit! You now control the Well of Black Gold!"
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2006 : 1:35:58 PM
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TheFoywonder
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
833 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2006 : 2:39:03 PM
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Originally posted by TVsGrady
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Originally posted by jackspencerjr
It couldn't be worse than the Dallas Roleplaying Game
"I shoot J.R. with the +10 Colt .45 of Mysterious Identity!"
"A hit! You now control the Well of Black Gold!"
If you make your save role you find Bobby alive in the shower and everything turns out to have all been a dream.
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MikeC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
749 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2006 : 07:01:25 AM
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You know, those Pace salsa commercials always
ticked me off.
Some of the best salsa I ever had was in New
York City. Heck, there are probably more
great hispanic cooks in NY than in Austin,
Houston and Dallas combined.
<*Please note: I am not talking about the
DALLAS movie, on the theory that if you
ignore something it will go away*>
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kdraut
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
343 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2006 : 07:25:01 AM
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Originally posted by MikeC
You know, those Pace salsa commercials always
ticked me off.
Some of the best salsa I ever had was in New
York City. Heck, there are probably more
great hispanic cooks in NY than in Austin,
Houston and Dallas combined.
Uh oh. Them's fightin' words. Houston has the greatest Mexican food in Texas, and all of the other, lesser 49 states. Shoot me your address and I'll send you a batch of my homemade award-winning salsa.
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<*Please note: I am not talking about the
DALLAS movie, on the theory that if you
ignore something it will go away*>
MikeC
Me too.
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Freschel
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
150 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2006 : 03:05:45 AM
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[url]http://www.yourmovies.com.au/news/?action=news&i=82791[/url]
DOH! Well here's another link. |
Edited by - Freschel on 04/05/2006 03:08:13 AM |
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MikeC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
749 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2006 : 06:10:02 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by kdraut
quote:
Originally posted by MikeC
You know, those Pace salsa commercials always
ticked me off.
Some of the best salsa I ever had was in New
York City. Heck, there are probably more
great hispanic cooks in NY than in Austin,
Houston and Dallas combined.
Uh oh. Them's fightin' words. Houston has the greatest Mexican food in Texas, and all of the other, lesser 49 states. Shoot me your address and I'll send you a batch of my homemade award-winning salsa.
Now, then, hold on.
I make that statement not to dis on any of my Texan
friends, but given the population advantage that
New York City would enjoy, not just in gross numbers
but in the fact that it is truly one of the great
cuisine destinations in the world, I would say that
on a per capita basis it would have more. There is
also the added wrinkle that there are quite a few
cooks from traditions other than straight Tex-Mex
or Mexican practicing salsa making in NYC, but I've
never been one to argue 'food authenticity' based
solely on geography.
Good food is good food, after all.
But: I do defy anyone to find a good pizza place
west of the Schuykill River or south of Delaware
bay....
And no: 'Deep Dish' is not pizza. Its good. But
its not 'pizza'.
MikeC, now THEM'S fightin' words, pardner.....;-) |
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kdraut
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
343 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2006 : 07:31:38 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by MikeC
quote:
Originally posted by kdraut
quote:
Originally posted by MikeC
You know, those Pace salsa commercials always
ticked me off.
Some of the best salsa I ever had was in New
York City. Heck, there are probably more
great hispanic cooks in NY than in Austin,
Houston and Dallas combined.
Uh oh. Them's fightin' words. Houston has the greatest Mexican food in Texas, and all of the other, lesser 49 states. Shoot me your address and I'll send you a batch of my homemade award-winning salsa.
Now, then, hold on.
I make that statement not to dis on any of my Texan
friends, but given the population advantage that
New York City would enjoy, not just in gross numbers
but in the fact that it is truly one of the great
cuisine destinations in the world, I would say that
on a per capita basis it would have more. There is
also the added wrinkle that there are quite a few
cooks from traditions other than straight Tex-Mex
or Mexican practicing salsa making in NYC, but I've
never been one to argue 'food authenticity' based
solely on geography.
Good food is good food, after all.
But: I do defy anyone to find a good pizza place
west of the Schuykill River or south of Delaware
bay....
And no: 'Deep Dish' is not pizza. Its good. But
its not 'pizza'.
MikeC, now THEM'S fightin' words, pardner.....;-)
You mean California Pizza Kitchen isn't authentic pizza??? (Yes, that's a real chain, and yes, I laughed myself silly when I saw one of their stores.) I surprised that all of the CPK stores haven't been burned to the group by folks from Chicago and New York. You should see the menu...
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andy80
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
81 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2006 : 11:51:23 AM
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| John Travolta really doesn't seem like too bad of a choice if he can pull the Texas accent off. But Jennifer Lopez? Wasn't Sue Ellen...white? |
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Freschel
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
150 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2006 : 1:20:57 PM
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They found a new director. [url]http://washtimes.com/upi/20060406-021736-8205r.htm[/url]. I can't think of anything else to say.
It's Coacoa Puffs, Bob. I have no idea why, but it fits the equation. |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2006 : 1:51:18 PM
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| I never saw Bend It Like Beckham, but I heard it was pretty good (hey, it got Parminder Nagra and Keira Knightley off to their starts). Hearing that its director is now directing I Dream of Jeannie and Terl in Dallas is quite depressing. Three steps down the ladder, I'd say. |
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