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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
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jackspencerjr
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
 Posted - 06/08/2006 : 1:48:00 PM
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1017 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 2:54:18 PM
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Originally posted by jackspencerjr
So THAT'S what was missing from Catwoman. She never sucked blood out of people.
He also says, in the director commentary for Alone in the Dark, that BloodRayne is better because Lokken agreed to take her top off during the gratuitous sex scene.
Unfortunately, he is right.
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We've always been united in stupidity. That's why there is no hope. But, then again, when has that ever stopped us?
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2006 : 03:58:19 AM
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All right, people, so many of you hate Boll. Are you going to sit in your couches while he makes more movies? Well, Uwe Boll thinks you shouldn't. What's more, he's even OK with the idea of you trying to beat the sh*t out of him. It's only that he'll also hit back.
http://sknr.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=565&Itemid=76 |
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2006 : 10:57:51 AM
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Classic. I like Uwe. I want him to keep making movies forever.
Coming soon-
Eraserhead: The Musical!! |
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Tork_110
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
360 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2006 : 12:34:14 PM
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| Protip: When Uwe uses his "Boll Charge", punch him in the stomach for an instant KO. |
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jackspencerjr
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
262 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2006 : 3:47:50 PM
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| I'm just ticked that, as I mention in the user review forum, that I finally rented one of his movies, but the other one that got rented turned out to be much worse and sullied the whole experience. |
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1017 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2006 : 8:26:14 PM
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Catwoman was actually able to lose me in the opening credits, which not too many films are able to do. Of course, Alone in the Dark was another one.
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 3:07:33 PM
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Alright people, I just got confirmation Boll is serious about fighting reviewers. I was taking a look at the Spanish site "CineCutre" when I bumped into a new saying they've sent their work to Uwe and he has promptly answered. Here is the message:
Okay Carlos,
we checked the webpages out. We dont speak spanish - but we believe you. Give us your personal data (Weight etc.) and you are qualified. From city in Spain you wanna fly to Vancouver. We cannot promise now that we bring you in - but you are qualified.
Best
Uwe
Amazing! And either Uwe answered in person or he has instructed his people to use his own dialect of English, which I suggest should be called Bollish (or Uwish) from now on.
Among the pages they probably e-mailed to Uwe quite probably the following review is included. It is such a graphic de-construction of Boll's House of the dead that you don't even need to read a single line to understand their anger at Uwe: http://www.cinecutre.com/Criticas/HouseDead.htm |
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TheFoywonder
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
833 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2006 : 7:16:29 PM
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New trailer for IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE. It's Boll-A-Riffic!
[url]http://www.inthenameoftheking.com/trailer_02.html[/url]
Now Playing in Foyeurism at Schlocktoberfest.Com:
LEFTOVER MAY-HEM - Talking Koalas, Karate Dogs, Invisible Slater, & 10.5 APOCALYPSE!
Plus: B-WARE THE BLOG is alive at http://www.livejournal.com/users/foywonder |
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jackspencerjr
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
262 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2006 : 8:15:36 PM
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In the Peaceful
Kingdom of Ehb
"Ehb?"
Evil
is Rising
What's the deal with the capitalization?
Dark Magic
Is Everywhere
Now, one Man
Must Fight
And that one man is Mahatma Ghandi. Yeah, right.
To rescue his Wife
And save the Kingdom
You know, I hate things that are supposed to be mocking something and be funny and stuff but they get stuck on a particular point and then beat it into the ground. Even so, what the HELL is with the capitalization?
In
The Name
Of The
King
(A Dungeon Siege Tale)
oh, man, that looks like totally crap. Yet still not as bad as Dungeons & Dragons for one reason and one reason only: blue lipstick. |
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2006 : 9:33:32 PM
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Originally posted by TheFoywonder
It's Boll-A-Riffic!
Yeeee-es!! A new phrase is coined!!
Coming soon-
Eraserhead: The Musical!! |
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Cannon Fodder
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Australia
176 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2006 : 04:42:20 AM
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| Was I the only one to giggle every time the krug (crug?) were mentioned? |
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