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jackspencerjr
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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 Posted - 06/20/2006 : 7:12:25 PM
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"What do you thing the state department will do?"
"Negotiate. It's all they know how to do."
Wow. Dialog this bad should be killed and collected like butterflies. |
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Kit Rex
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
294 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2006 : 8:26:40 PM
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To me, that theme song is at least as funny as anything Shatner ever did.
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. - Samuel Johnson
History teaches us that men and nations only behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. - Abba Eban |
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Prankster
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
727 Posts |
Posted - 06/21/2006 : 01:33:01 AM
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Hasn't Conan pretty much said all there is to be said in this regard?
My favourite WTR Lever moment: Walker is in a wide, empty field. He kneels down, tastes the dirt (?), squints his eyes, and announces: "A plane crashed here."
I just about died.
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 06/21/2006 : 02:52:59 AM
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Oh, boy. So much as I enjoyed the Conan O'Brian jokes on Walker, I'd lo ve to read an extensive, really destructive review on *ANY* chapter of the series, although those directed by Aaron Norris should need an even more in-depth analysis.
Look, I can buy Chuck Norris being a nice, friendly fella (I admired the way he laughed at the Chuck Norris Facts on TV), but that show stinks to heaven. It's completely unwatchable, realy. If it's not the stupid dialogue that kills you in the first seconds, the silly action, the over-the-top political content, the hammer-in-the-head camerawork and the gospel music will eventually finish you off. |
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Meagen
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
Poland
93 Posts |
Posted - 06/21/2006 : 1:49:42 PM
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| I'm guessing nobody wants to take on the task because they're afraid of the deluge of e-mails saying "and now Chuck Norris is going to come to your house and roundhouse kick you in the face". |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 06/21/2006 : 2:37:00 PM
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Either that or they feel they'll end up doing in a horrific way, like everybody in the show who goes near Walker, friend or foe.
Or it could be that nobody likes gospel-inspired pop.
Or that they don't want to see Hulk Hogan playing a born again Christian.
So many things to hate here... |
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