Home     |     Reviews      |       Forum         |      Nuggets        |      Events       |       Links    


The Olde Foruhms of Jabewtoo
You have been granted an audience with Jabootu...
The Olde Foruhms of Jabewtoo
Home | Profile | Active Topics | Members | Search | FAQ
Username:
Password:
Save Password
Forgot your Password?

 All Forums
 Jabootu's Threads
 Jabootubbs - Enter Here!
 Fave Movie Science Blunders: Oh, Joy! Rapture!
 Forum Locked  Topic Locked
Previous Page | Next Page
Author Previous Topic Topic Next Topic
Page: of 9

Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

1791 Posts

Posted - 03/07/2007 :  7:08:42 PM  Show Profile
There is some more "bad science" here:
http://www.badastronomy.com/index.html
and here:
http://twtd.bluemountains.net.au/Rick/liz.htm


"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935
Go to Top of Page

BT
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu

USA
168 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2007 :  11:39:42 AM  Show Profile
I guess I could also throw it out there that with their shield technology, the aliens in ID4 didn't really NEED to upgrade their ships, as they were (at least to that point) invincible.
Go to Top of Page

Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
2329 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2007 :  5:17:03 PM  Show Profile
Maby its like in BATTLETECH. They degenerated, lost the know how to improve, and they can only keep things going with what they have. Hence, useing old designes.
Also, they pick on planets like Earth, where the tech is thought too low to give them a good fight.


Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"

"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KDOT

Go to Top of Page

brandywine
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu

56 Posts

Posted - 03/15/2007 :  1:56:14 PM  Show Profile
It's pretty lame that if the Earthlings had figured out that whole "Shoot at the green beam in the opening" thing earlier that ID4 would have been over after half an hour. I'd think the mother ship would've left after we have destroyed their whole fleet.
Go to Top of Page

zombiewhacker
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1475 Posts

Posted - 03/15/2007 :  7:33:25 PM  Show Profile
Assuming, of course, that the primary weapon wasn't protected by the deflector shield. Remember, they had to take down the shields before they could go after the ship itself.
Go to Top of Page

BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1294 Posts

Posted - 03/15/2007 :  9:20:07 PM  Show Profile
Let's see. Take down the deflector shield, then shoot the green thingie in the opening at the center of the ship.

Doesn't that sound like the Final Boss behind most videogames?
Go to Top of Page

Citizen Carrier
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

322 Posts

Posted - 03/15/2007 :  10:13:23 PM  Show Profile
And after we drop the shields, let's attack the alien ship that is as big as the island of Manhatten with Sidewinders and Sparrow missiles!

The 20 pound warhead will show them what's what and who's who, by jingo!

Those 2000 lb laser-guided/JDAM thingies we developed to bust up Saddam's bunkers? Nah, better leave those behind. Just get in the way...


Edited by - Citizen Carrier on 03/15/2007 10:15:00 PM
Go to Top of Page

Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

1126 Posts

Posted - 03/15/2007 :  10:45:45 PM  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Citizen Carrier

And after we drop the shields, let's attack the alien ship that is as big as the island of Manhatten with Sidewinders and Sparrow missiles!

The 20 pound warhead will show them what's what and who's who, by jingo!



Those warheads are embiggened with the power of righteousness, my friend.

"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
--Tampopo
Go to Top of Page

New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Israel
469 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2007 :  04:31:50 AM  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by zombiewhacker
If a WW2 era Curtiss Warhawk suddenly materialized out of nowhere and attempted a landing on a present day naval air carrier, don't you think somebody in the watch tower would be the least bit suspicious?


Remember the "Twilight Zone" episode where a World War I fighter pilot gets lost in a fog and lands on a 1957 airfield?
Go to Top of Page

brandywine
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu

56 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2007 :  1:33:39 PM  Show Profile
But to an unthoughtful observer, it seems like they just hadn't thought of it. You never see them try to shoot into the portal before crop-dusting guy does it. They just went for the hull.

Speaking of him, why does everyone still act like he's crazy for claiming to be abducted even after the saucers show up? I would think this would give some credibility to his claims.

quote:
Those warheads are embiggened with the power of righteousness, my friend.


I'm going to try to work this into conversations whenever I can.

Edited by - brandywine on 03/16/2007 1:35:09 PM
Go to Top of Page

zombiewhacker
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1475 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2007 :  7:02:45 PM  Show Profile
brandywine, IIRC, the primary weapon port was only open when the aliens prepared to fire. Otherwise there was a mechanical hatch in place over the weapon, preventing their enemies from firing upon it. In the earlier dogbattle (where Wil Smith crash lands and Harry Connick dies) the ship had not yet enabled its primary weapon. Therefore the hatch was sealed and the fighter pilots weren't presented with a target.
Go to Top of Page

Citizen Carrier
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

322 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2007 :  7:19:22 PM  Show Profile
But really, once the shields were down it shouldn't have mattered where they hit the thing so long as they pick the right tools from the toolbox.

Yeah, those 2000 lb bunker busters dropped from 13,000 feet above the ship and set to delay detonation after about 2 seconds probably would've done the trick.

Or you could simply revisit the whole "atomic bomb" idea again. Doesn't really matter where you hit with a B-61 Mk 11. It'll do the job.

But it just wouldn't have been "cinematic" enough if a lone B-52 had cruised over just as the shields came down and dropped 100 or so 1000 lb iron bombs on the alien craft's roof or a lone stealth fighter had loosed a single B-61 that penetrated several meters into the ship before detonating with the force of 3 Hiroshimas.

Nope, had to be fighter planes.

Well, now that I think about it they did nuke the mothership out in orbit. That was very satisfying.
Go to Top of Page

brandywine
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu

56 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2007 :  9:26:09 PM  Show Profile
Well, the ships were still going from city to city, so they had opportunities. It seemed to me that when the crop-duster's ship hit the beam it kind of turned the ship's weapon against itself like a gun that's been plugged up exploding in your hand and killing YOU. The shields didn't seem to matter because the whole beam is unprotected, and as long as you shoot into the green fireball at the right moment...
Go to Top of Page

Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu

Germany
186 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2007 :  03:20:21 AM  Show Profile
quote:

Those warheads are embiggened with the power of righteousness, my friend.



I'm going to steal the hell out of this line. I hope you don't mind!

:)



"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
Go to Top of Page

Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

1126 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2007 :  09:21:36 AM  Show Profile
Hehe, go for it. The spirit of Ken descended on me like an invisible flame and gave me those words for all to use *g*

"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
--Tampopo
Go to Top of Page
Page: of 9 Previous Topic Topic Next Topic  
Previous Page | Next Page
 Forum Locked  Topic Locked
Jump To:
The Olde Foruhms of Jabewtoo © 1999-2014 Jabootu. Don't Mess With Jabootu! Go To Top Of Page
Snitz Forums 2000