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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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 Posted - 02/26/2007 : 3:00:18 PM
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Ah,right. I've done this two other places. Now, its YOUR turn!
Dear Virginia.
It is true that i am very strong. I frequantly toss massive marble tables at my enemies. Its also true to i do sleep a lot, but hey, us demigods need rest too! My dad Zeus can realy knock 'em back. When he snores, people think its an earthquake or something.
So, yes Virginia, i do exist. Remember, if you need help defeating tyrannical beautiful women despot sexpots, i'm your Greek!
Your friend in the lion skin loin cloth.
HERCULES!
Okey, you gaboons. Pick a B-movie character, and write the kid a note!
Ya know ya wanna....
Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"
"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KDOT
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The Rev. D.D.
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 02/28/2007 : 11:15:42 AM
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Dear Virgin--
Gaboons?
Gaboons.
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Dear Virginia,
Yes, I am quite real. And, yes, quite tall! I can see over the tops of skyscrapers, and if a building's too big for me to see over, I simply knock it down! Ha ha!
It is true that I'm highly radioactive, so unfortunately I can't ever come over to visit. I'd hate for your family to die of radiation poisoning, leukemia, or friendly fire from the military forces that are always after me. And you never know if I'm going to be friendly or not. One day I'm saving humanity from alien invasion, the next I'm threatening to destroy mankind. I'm moody like that. I'm trying to work it out with my psychiatrist.
Anyway, thank you very much for writing! I didn't get a chance to hang your lovely picture up--I sneezed while admiring it. At least I didn't sneeze while reading your letter, right?
Be good! And if any rocks near your house suddenly turn into spooky women in silver hooded jumpsuits, be sure to let me know!
Your giant scaly friend with the wicked halitosis,
Gojira (aka Godzilla)
P.S. Mothra says hi, and to please let her fairies out of your dollhouse. Thanks.
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