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zombiewhacker
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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 Posted - 03/10/2007 : 6:10:33 PM
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The horned bulls-eye icon at the top of the screen betrays but portents of the Jabootu's true nature.
Does it have "jaws that bite" and "claws that catch" like the fabled Jabberwock?
Is it a flying biped with hooves, like the Jersey Devil?
Or is it small, silent, almost human in form, like... Teller?
The imagination stirs... |
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jackspencerjr
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
262 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2007 : 7:31:08 PM
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2007 : 12:08:12 AM
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He lives in the celluloid of all bad movies. That means he's everywhere!!! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAA!!!
(clears throat)
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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Germany
186 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2007 : 2:37:34 PM
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Picture, if you will, the mutant love child resulting from Uwe Boll and Ed Wood's...ahem...seed being combined with the egg of Elvira by Dr. Roger Corman in John Agar's secret laboratory, being planted in Linnea Quigley's womb, birthed by Dr. Tor Johnson and suckled on a combination of Chesty Morgan's milk and Richard Burton's sweat. Now picture that child growing up chained in the Roadhouse basement and being peed on by Coleman Francis.
Damn, I'm creeping myself out...
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!" |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2007 : 5:59:26 PM
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Originally posted by Gristle McThornbody
Picture, if you will, the mutant love child resulting from Uwe Boll and Ed Wood's...ahem...seed being combined with the egg of Elvira by Dr. Roger Corman in John Agar's secret laboratory, being planted in Linnea Quigley's womb, birthed by Dr. Tor Johnson and suckled on a combination of Chesty Morgan's milk and Richard Burton's sweat. Now picture that child growing up chained in the Roadhouse basement and being peed on by Coleman Francis.
Now imagine something that could kick that thing's butt while laughing with evil glee.
THAT'S Jabootu.
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2007 : 10:08:37 AM
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To the Dean Martin tune "Thats Amore"
When some blood hits your eye, when a vamp kills some guy.
Thats Jabootu.
When a shark taks a bite, and the leg falls off right.
Thats Jabootu.
....D'oh! Need to hear the song to finish it...continue on till i get back!...write some lyrics at will...
Ah...lets try this...
When the actings remiss, and you start feeling dissed.
Thats Jabootu.
When you pay out big bucks, and the movie still sucks.
Thats Jabootu.
When the blood looks so fake, thought if fills up a lake.
Thats Jabootu.
When the Plot holes abound, and you get really down.
Thats Jabootu.
Humm..possable them song for Jabootu? Stay tuned...
Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"
"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KDOT
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2007 : 6:40:42 PM
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Irish accent:
"Ah Flangepart, me lad, sure an' that always brings a tear to me eye!"
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
Edited by - Greenhornet on 03/12/2007 6:41:26 PM |
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