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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

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Posted - 04/29/2007 :  08:46:18 AM  Show Profile
I was checking out a comicbook site and came across a scene that the SUPERFRIENDS show had more taste and tact to air! Yes, it's that bad....
http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/1971.html#cutid1

"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935

Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

1126 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2007 :  12:03:13 PM  Show Profile
Wow. Just... wow.

I've just now realized that Aquaman's whole problem is that he must have fish scales where his manhood should be. And as for Wonder Woman, she's a maniac, maniac on the floor, and she's yanking like she's never yanked before!

"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
--Tampopo

Edited by - Sardu on 04/29/2007 12:03:41 PM
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Citizen Carrier
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

322 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2007 :  6:53:46 PM  Show Profile
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png/222px-The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png[/img]

"Aquaman?"

"Worst. Superhero. Ever."


I mean, really. He makes the Wonder Twins look good. A guy like that doesn't even deserve his own comic book. Wow. He can telepathically control marine life and force them to risk their lives for Aquaman's purposes.

Doesn't PETA get on the Navy's case for doing something like that with dolphins?

At least Marvel's version of Aquaman, Prince Namor, The Submariner, could lift like 70 tons and throw a mean punch.
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

1791 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2007 :  6:22:28 PM  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Citizen Carrier
"Worst. Superhero. Ever."

(Let me be geeky for a moment)
THE worst superhero even has to be one from a Marvel parody comic: "Meteor Attractor Boy". He was killed by a meteor the first time he used his power.
Sad, really.

"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935
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Representing Labor
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu

62 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2007 :  6:26:12 PM  Show Profile
I'm just going to throw in the obligatory Aquaman vs. Jimmy Olsen reference.
http://yeoldecomicblogge.blogspot.com/2006/08/if-you-think-aquaman-is-lame.html

And while we're on the subject of Superman's pal, my favorite write-up:
Jimmy vs. Beards http://yeoldecomicblogge.blogspot.com/2006/12/war-on-beards.html
And we can't forget Lois
http://yeoldecomicblogge.blogspot.com/2006/11/in-which-lois-and-lana-try-to-make-out.html
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

1791 Posts

Posted - 05/01/2007 :  4:14:02 PM  Show Profile
Thanks, Labor! Now I have another great time-waster for my computer!

"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935
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hbrennan
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Posted - 05/03/2007 :  6:45:52 PM  Show Profile  Visit hbrennan's Homepage
Seriously funny Representing Labor - especially the 3rd link.

"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)

http://www.henrybrennan.com/
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Citizen Carrier
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

322 Posts

Posted - 05/03/2007 :  8:28:21 PM  Show Profile
A couple of reasons why Marvel was always better than DC...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av6fWfmugds&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytqV6GEHW24

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