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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

630 Posts

Posted - 03/26/2008 :  11:31:18 PM  Show Profile
Here is Tom Cruise talking about a new movie where he plays a superhero called Dragonfly. And he has a Scientology moment.

Watch this clip:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpoWoZnm4Bw[/url]

Then hold down your mouse key and drag to see the hidden text.


Okay, I lied. Its a impersonator.

I don't know who that guy is but he's got Tom Cruise down perfectly. That silly laugh and his manic swings are just so Tom it hurts!!

LAUGHING MY @SS OFF!!!


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"Ward, the Beaver blew up the 7-11 again."

"I'll have a talk with him Dear"

Edited by - Capt. Nemo on 03/27/2008 08:36:57 AM

Cannon Fodder
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu

Australia
176 Posts

Posted - 03/27/2008 :  06:26:09 AM  Show Profile
That was great. That guy was spot on, I thought it was Cruise for a moment. The 'I can eat planets' line made me spray amouthful of the cup of coffee I was drinking all over the monitor and keyboard.
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Capt. Nemo
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630 Posts

Posted - 03/27/2008 :  08:17:21 AM  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Cannon Fodder

The 'I can eat planets' line made me spray amouthful of the cup of coffee I was drinking all over the monitor and keyboard.



Sorry!

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Prankster
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Canada
727 Posts

Posted - 03/27/2008 :  4:47:28 PM  Show Profile  Visit Prankster's Homepage
And this is apparently expanded/excised footage from the upcoming "Superhero Movie", which has led people to believe, irrationally, that that movie might actually be good.

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hk6909
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651 Posts

Posted - 03/27/2008 :  5:12:55 PM  Show Profile
Eh...in my experience most people who watched <whatever> Movie were college or high school kids who cared more about watching a movie than what it was.

When a stranger calls, make friends with him.
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BradH812
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USA
1294 Posts

Posted - 03/27/2008 :  8:57:56 PM  Show Profile
That. Was. Scary. And every time "Tom" started his trademark maniacal laugh, I chimed in. The movie itself may well turn out to be a dud, but that clip was bloody brilliant!
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The Rev. D.D.
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USA
203 Posts

Posted - 04/10/2008 :  12:47:30 PM  Show Profile
Whoever that guy is, he did his homework. That was just spooky at times. And the laugh... *shudder*



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Almost as creepy as the real thing!
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Capt. Nemo
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630 Posts

Posted - 04/11/2008 :  12:56:53 AM  Show Profile
I'm sorry everybody!

I posted the wrong damn video.


Here's the right one.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/v/UFBZ_uAbxS0&hl=en[/url]

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Sardu
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1126 Posts

Posted - 04/11/2008 :  02:47:41 AM  Show Profile
I don't get it! The first one you posted was the spoof and the last one was the real one...

"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
--Tampopo
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Capt. Nemo
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630 Posts

Posted - 04/11/2008 :  09:49:39 AM  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Sardu

I don't get it! The first one you posted was the spoof and the last one was the real one...



It's an extension of the lie that I told in the first post.

As for the second clip, I have to say.

Tom is a friggin Fruit Loop.

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Sardu
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Posted - 04/11/2008 :  10:17:31 AM  Show Profile
Oh, they don't have sarcasm on my planet so I often fail to recognize it (I'm really Ford Prefect) *lol* I feel dumb...

"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
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Bobby-G
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USA
904 Posts

Posted - 04/11/2008 :  12:07:13 PM  Show Profile
About ten years ago I became acquainted with a couple who had gotten into a well known ancient eastern religion. The guy'd been practicing for quite some time. Anyway, when the guy would talk about the religion (and experiences leading up to getting involved in the religion), he spoke in the same manner as Cruise (minus the manic moments) -- same sort of "calm monotone", same kind of gestures, same sort of "Everything Has Been Revealed to ME" type attitude (he'd actually used the phrase: "...since I attained Wizdom..."

So it is kind of weird watching that Cruise vid -- it's kind of like deja vu.

I don't think Cruise's bizarreness is exclusive to Scientology -- probably more his own personality (of course the personality is probably the thing that leads people to particular "religions")
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