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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Mark Hawley
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu
Canada
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 Posted - 02/05/2009 : 9:50:26 PM
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Coming soon to DVD:
TITANOBOA
Seriously, it won't be long. |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2009 : 06:46:39 AM
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Oh, this is too cool!
JURRASSIC PARK 5 : TITANOBOA!
Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"
"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
648 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2009 : 08:52:34 AM
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followed by
Titanoboa vs. Megalodon
"I am Temujin ... Barbarian ... I fight! I love! I conquer ... like a Barbarian!" |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
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Posted - 02/09/2009 : 7:29:28 PM
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Somebody alert the Sci Fi Channel. I'm sending them my screenplay, now.
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
http://www.henrybrennan.com/
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
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Posted - 02/10/2009 : 02:39:23 AM
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I'm pretty sure they'll already have their own scripts floating around, all they need is to switch the 60 feet condor or the weasel from other world for the big snake. I can picture it right now:
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001 - Exterior - Badlands
The condor BIG SNAKE glides against the wind. Pictured in a series of isolated shots, it looks as it it's floating in the air. We know nothing of its size yet, and it keeps floating over the badlands looking for a prey.
002 - Interior - Cesna airplane
...the type flown all over the world by airplane enthusiasts and sunday pilots. A BROKER in his 40s is at the controls, and a BORED BIMBO sits by his side, almost desperate for some conversation.
BROKER
Can you pass me another beer?
See? Just some strategic changes and nobody will notice! |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2009 : 3:58:48 PM
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Set that in WW2 so we get P-38's doing battle with a flying Titanoboa and its solid gold, Nev!
Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"
"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
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Posted - 02/11/2009 : 03:56:09 AM
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
648 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2009 : 06:18:54 AM
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I doubt this thing was very fast. Most likely it was an ambush predator and sulked amoung the weeds or in the water waiting for its prey to amble by, which would make it a pretty dull monster. All you would have to do was stay away from it and if you did happen to see it you could escape it with a brisk walk. Also, as the blog article stated, the enviroment it lived in was a good deal warmer than anything we have on Earth today and it couldn't even exist in the modern world. Of course ...
"Global Warming awakens a monster from the past, a super speed, giant CGI Paleocene Titanoboa ready to teach the human race a lesson or two about enviromental stewardship!"
"I am Temujin ... Barbarian ... I fight! I love! I conquer ... like a Barbarian!" |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 02/11/2009 : 06:52:35 AM
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Originally posted by Flangepart
Set that in WW2 so we get P-38's doing battle with a flying Titanoboa and its solid gold, Nev!
[I just realised...that image reminds me of Reptilicus flying...ewww...]
Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"
"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT
Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"
"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
648 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2009 : 07:25:36 AM
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I just realised...that image reminds me of Reptilicus flying...ewww...
Reptilicus immediately poped into my mind as well.
"I am Temujin ... Barbarian ... I fight! I love! I conquer ... like a Barbarian!" |
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The Rev. D.D.
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2009 : 09:19:42 AM
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Originally posted by Ericb
I doubt this thing was very fast. Most likely it was an ambush predator and sulked amoung the weeds or in the water waiting for its prey to amble by, which would make it a pretty dull monster.
Like that'll stop the moviemakers. We've had amazing, physics-defying anacondas and teleporting pythons. I'm sure they can get around reality and give us a snake that can outrun a truck and smash through walls with its head or something.
The part of this that disturbs me is that it makes Boa seem almost prescient in a way, and I don't want to give that movie any credit for anything since it sucked so bad.
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Seriously, though, "Titanoboa" sounds like they WANT someone to make a movie about it... |
Edited by - The Rev. D.D. on 02/26/2009 9:15:41 PM |
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
648 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2009 : 12:15:27 PM
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Well, whoever named Gigantosaurus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giganotosaurus) was probably hoping to subplant Tyrannosaurus Rex in the tough-name-that-would-sound-good-in-a monster-movie sweepstakes. Unfortunately for him (or her) that never happened. But still, I'm kind of surprised no one has made a movie called "Gigantosaurus" especially considering that the real life Gigantosaurus was slighly larger than T-Rex.
"I am Temujin ... Barbarian ... I fight! I love! I conquer ... like a Barbarian!" |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2009 : 07:09:13 AM
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Originally posted by Ericb
Well, whoever named Gigantosaurus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giganotosaurus) was probably hoping to subplant Tyrannosaurus Rex in the tough-name-that-would-sound-good-in-a monster-movie sweepstakes. Unfortunately for him (or her) that never happened. But still, I'm kind of surprised no one has made a movie called "Gigantosaurus" especially considering that the real life Gigantosaurus was slighly larger than T-Rex.
"I am Temujin ... Barbarian ... I fight! I love! I conquer ... like a Barbarian!"
Gigantosarus = Cool.
Spinosarus = Name that sounds like it works for a corporate PR firm.
Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"
"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT
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