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KreenWarrior
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
   
111 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 6:55:01 PM
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| A formerly famous warrior who's out of his luck, and is now forgetting his former moral values in favor of employment |
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KreenWarrior
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
   
111 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 6:56:09 PM
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| Bleh, forgot to add a continuation, so change that to: A warrior who's good at heart, but the dark lord... |
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CDiehl
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
361 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 7:27:46 PM
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The dark lord wants to find the orphan, whose locket, unbeknownst to him, contains the key to the ancient art of genetically altering siamese kittens so he can ...
You know Grand Funk, don't you? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The ... adequate drumwork of Don Brewer? |
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tam1MI
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
558 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 9:58:48 PM
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| ...adapt the technology in order to save his daughter, a genetic throwback half-Siamese kitten... |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 10:25:05 PM
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...with the ability to control the greatest of fighting mechs, the... Wait a miniute!- we're not doing an anime series! Sorry. How about: ...who is in love with a mysterious but attractive loner...
"That's right! I lost this young life once, but thanks to the afro, I'm all better!"-Sandora |
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
1017 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 10:43:05 PM
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| ...who sacrifices himself saving her from an explosion she outruns... |
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hentai_wolf
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
   
139 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 11:26:27 PM
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| ...but not before being knocked unconsciously and nursed back to health by... |
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
630 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2005 : 12:42:45 AM
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| ...a pagen priest of an ancient people who introduce a new spirituality and an ancient fighting technique that he will use on... |
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zombiewhacker
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
1475 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2005 : 01:03:29 AM
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| ... the sadistic henchman with a facial scar and an eyepatch who is also a closeted homosexual and a Republican junk bonds broker is secretly working for... |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2005 : 05:30:30 AM
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| You are scaring the sh*t out of me. Which probably means you're doing the right hings. Please go on. |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2005 : 07:22:58 AM
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...a consortium of multinational corprate financers, headed by...
"That's right! I lost this young life once, but thanks to the afro, I'm all better!"-Sandora |
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nshumate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
464 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2005 : 07:39:36 AM
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...the latest young star fresh from an hour-long drama on the WB, who took the role only so he could do an Idol-esque musical segment with...
Nathan Shumate http://www.coldfusionvideo.com |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2005 : 08:58:08 AM
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...Madonna, trying to make an acting comeback by playing a crimeboss with bi-sexual overtones, including a steamy lesbian kiss scene with...
"That's right! I lost this young life once, but thanks to the afro, I'm all better!"-Sandora |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2005 : 09:48:47 AM
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Britny Spears, who plays the daughter of a lonely scientest....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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jedimom
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
1239 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2005 : 10:45:34 AM
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...secretly working for the Illuminati, the Masons, and the Knights Templar, who are slowly gaining control of all the web servers on earth in order to...
"Oh, that is so lame! You will pay for your use of inappropriate dialogue!" --Mojo Jojo, "Power Prof" |
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