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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
 Posted - 08/14/2005 : 3:30:12 PM
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2005 : 4:45:29 PM
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...along the side of Alex DeLarge, who is being given a new form of the Ludivico technique. As both sit strapped in and eye clamped in the theater,...
"Down in the Delta, they say I was a fool for making that deal with the devil, they say I’ve got the hellhounds on my tail. But they also say this: there’s not a bluesman alive who can play the entire first part of Smoke on the Water like Hellbound Dave.
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
254 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2005 : 4:57:33 PM
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| ...Tom Green bursts in while flaying his arms and contorting his face and repeating gibberish over and over again. He walks over to them in order to... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2005 : 8:25:37 PM
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...perform an unspeakably vile act before their very eyes, just for the sake of "entertainening" brain-dead fratboys...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2005 : 9:21:13 PM
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| ...said vile act will not be described here, in the interests of decency -- and the writer's safety (I don't want no angry Jabootuites gunnin' for me). Suffice it to say, the act involves lots of tubing, a steel table, and a yak.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2005 : 8:34:07 PM
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all drenched in the sauce from a long-discontinued Taco Bell(TM) menu item. Barney and Alex are driven so thoroughly mad by witnessing this unholy spectacle...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
254 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2005 : 8:59:37 PM
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2005 : 9:57:16 PM
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| ....Austin Kubrick, International Auteur of Mystery. Alex is particularly horrified by his vision of Austin Kubrick saying, "Okay, baby, YEAH, let's do the same take over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over..." |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2005 : 12:08:57 AM
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...and then uses the black arts to summon Austin Kubrick's arch foe Dr. Evil Bay, who demands ONE MILLION DOLLARS from Austin Kubrick in a choppily edited, ADD-inducing scene that ultimately functions only as pointless eye candy...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2005 : 04:13:59 AM
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... that (by request of our Baptist friends - criminey) require a nuclear explosion...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
http://henrybrennan.blogspot.com/ |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2005 : 11:01:37 AM
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That takes place in the secret moon base of the moonmen, who , haveing a bad on for Hercules, head for Greece, and come face to rockey face with....
"Reality is arguable...lunch time is not." H. Flangepart.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2005 : 11:42:47 AM
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2005 : 8:38:01 PM
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...who is on her way to an impant-measuring contest against Britney Spears and Pamela Anderson...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2005 : 9:30:49 PM
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| ... to which Dolly cries out "Hey, did you just say impLant, or in-PANT measuring contest?", thereby earning a soft "R" rating for the whole affair. The controversial rating draws the attention of... |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2005 : 9:35:52 PM
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... Bill O'Reilly who seems to be running of legitimate controversies (or maybe he just wanted to check out some potential hooters). While on assignment, he runs smack dab into...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
http://henrybrennan.blogspot.com/ |
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