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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2005 : 04:12:58 AM
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| Captain Video is joined by Africa's answer to Cindy Sheehan, a woman who believes Captain Planet and the Planeteers are responsible for banning DDT in her country-and the death of her child from malaria... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
1791 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2005 : 5:14:19 PM
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Who is the son of Mark Five (Played by Speed Racer), who is at that very moment traveling to her with important news! "Mark" is accompanied by his Odious Comedy Relief body guard, Biff Sockpow!
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2005 : 6:04:16 PM
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| The important news? Mark Five's getting married! And Biff lets us in on who the lucky bride's gonna be... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2005 : 5:12:16 PM
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Yes, its MY MOTHER THE CAR! She may have lost a chance at T.V. stardome, but this little honey and Mach Five plan to....
"Reality is arguable...lunch time is not." H. Flangepart.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2005 : 7:48:59 PM
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...adopt KITT, because everyone knows cars can't have babies. However, a jealous David Hasselhoff reacts to this by...
*** "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
254 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 11:17:06 AM
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| ...unleashing an army of sentient cars powered by a mysterious energy source developed by... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 7:41:01 PM
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...the makers of Soylent Green(TM)...
*** "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 8:01:33 PM
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| ...and the makers of the Chia Pet... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
1791 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 4:28:59 PM
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| ...subsideraries of Product Placement, inc.... |
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
254 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 5:23:24 PM
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| ...but fortunately the car army is foiled by high gas prices that are the fault of... |
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Ubiq
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
347 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 5:35:49 PM
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the destruction of key oil facilities by an enraged Orca after...
BM: I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve my problems with violence. |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 8:10:43 PM
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
254 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 8:11:53 PM
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Edited by - Triviachamp on 09/15/2005 8:12:09 PM |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 8:44:14 PM
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..."GIT-R-DONE!"...
*** "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 10:05:49 PM
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...The enraged Orca is, of course, voiced by Ron White who, when not enraged, tends to tell an amusing tale involving...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain." re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
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