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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
 Posted - 09/19/2005 : 8:27:29 PM
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...execute Joel Scumacher without trial...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 9:54:38 PM
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| ...while Boll escapes and goes back to work on Bloodrayne... |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 08:11:27 AM
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| ... only to have the film set infiltrated by a group of vampire bounty hunters pledged to bring him to justice "undead or alive".... |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 08:34:13 AM
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| His trial is held in the Bronx County Court and his lawyer is able to bribe the judge with season tickets to Yankee Stadium... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 09:27:31 AM
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Where the Grounds keepers are plotting the demise of an infestation of mutant groundhogs, who have ....
"Reality is arguable...lunch time is not." H. Flangepart.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 1:28:58 PM
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... mounted a really fab show for the seventh inning stretch, complete with Busby Berkeley-styled rotating rodents. However, when the lead dancing groundhog breaks his her its leg in an unfortunate digging accident, it's replaced by a surprise understudy... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 4:05:06 PM
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.......Xena, the warrior princess! who is accompanied by.....
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 7:49:04 PM
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
254 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 8:08:41 PM
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| Kathy Griffin who makes jokes about... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 8:15:29 PM
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...feminine hygiene products, and in the ensuing havoc...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
254 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 8:20:01 PM
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| ...Woody Allen swallows a mini atomic bomb that will go off in 60 seconds... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 10:40:50 PM
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| ...giving his therapist years of material to work on... |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 12:56:41 AM
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| Woody Allen's therapist assigns his group therapy patients an occupational therapy project-sewing Woody Allen together... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 4:44:05 PM
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| The result of this Frankenstein-like creation is named.... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 5:04:37 PM
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Mel Brooks! However, as it has taken a VERY different direction, comedy-wise, the creature tries desperatly to recreat its self. In the attempt...
"Reality is arguable...lunch time is not." H. Flangepart.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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