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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

254 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2005 :  5:14:34 PM  Show Profile
Zimbabwe seems to think so:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/09/05/wzim05.xml&sSheet=/portal/2005/09/05/ixportal.html

twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Canada
1026 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2005 :  7:06:36 PM  Show Profile
Agent provocateur, is he?

After all, we always know that the plot of films accurately reflects current events....
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thepanteduffin
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu

Canada
74 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2005 :  7:15:12 PM  Show Profile
Man, I hope there's gonna be some sort of response from Penn and/or Kidman. It would be all kinds of awesome if it were true Kidman and Penn were some sort of CIA subsersive team of movie stars. Think of all the ribbing Penn must be getting from his colleagues at the Farm.



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Smitty
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu

USA
67 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2005 :  10:31:45 PM  Show Profile
His mastery of epionage is about as good his boatmanship.

"Get the cup, get the cup!"

-cs™

Sodium!
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu

USA
182 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2005 :  11:49:57 PM  Show Profile
The CIA also has hundreds of screenwriters working as secret agents. They put in hamfisted political and social commentary that's so ignorant and annoying, the opposing side looks like it can do no wrong. See The Day After Tomorrow (or rather, don't).

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Now they need to make a movie where soldiers in Iraq actually find one of Saddam Hussein's secret underground chemical weapons facilities only to find it overrrun with big mutant sand spiders. And the the film will be called IRAQNID!
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UnknownSubject
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Australia
212 Posts

Posted - 09/06/2005 :  12:27:30 AM  Show Profile  Visit UnknownSubject's Homepage
Yes, he is, while Madonna works for Mossad. That's why it would have never worked out.

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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Spain
1590 Posts

Posted - 09/06/2005 :  1:19:58 PM  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Zev

The CIA also has hundreds of screenwriters working as secret agents. They put in hamfisted political and social commentary that's so ignorant and annoying, the opposing side looks like it can do no wrong. See The Day After Tomorrow (or rather, don't).




I'm starting to think that. About Penn, I think the major newspapers have already booked him a whole page for his response.
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AnnGora
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

252 Posts

Posted - 09/06/2005 :  4:07:22 PM  Show Profile
More like an agent for C.H.I.M.P.



She was bred in old Kentucky, but she's just a crumb up here.
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1017 Posts

Posted - 09/06/2005 :  6:44:48 PM  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by AnnGora

More like an agent for C.H.I.M.P.



I thought Lance Link worked for the Agency to Prevent Evil (APE). The bad guys were CHUMP.

We've always been united in stupidity. That's why there is no hope. But, then again, when has that ever stopped us?

-- hbrennan
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Smitty
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu

USA
67 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2005 :  01:45:25 AM  Show Profile
Maybe Sean's an agent from h.a.r.m.

"Meet you at the judo range."

-cs™

Sodium!
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
2329 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2005 :  11:25:00 AM  Show Profile
H.A.R.M.
Halfwitted.Artsyfartsy.Ridiculous. Meathead.


"Reality is arguable...lunch time is not." H. Flangepart.

"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.

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LCB
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu

85 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2005 :  12:41:40 PM  Show Profile
DON'T FORGET THE WHOLE "Shameless Oscar Whore" EITHER.

The Interpreter was a turd, but Penn's usual over-Method performance sealed the deal. Like there should be a carnival barker standing next to him "WATCH THE MIRCALE EMOTING MAN! MARVEL AT HIS COMMAND OF HIS FACIAL FEATURES!"
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