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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
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commodorejohn
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Posted - 10/03/2005 : 9:47:34 PM
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Ten bucks says the kid reaches eighteen and has his name changed to "Bob."
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2005 : 10:35:02 PM
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and here I thought Dweezil, Moon Unit and Chastity were bad
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain." re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
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Ubiq
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
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Posted - 10/03/2005 : 10:45:24 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Triviachamp
This is a joke....right?
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=1180037
To be honest, I really don't know that it's all that much more stupid than some of the more "normal" names parents saddle their kids with these days, especially those parents that take a name and spell it differently by substituting or adding a "Y" for whatever reason.
As far as Kal-El goes, I feel bad for the kid; you just know that somewhere down the road, somebody is going to render it Kallie by accident, if not by deliberate intent. If that happens in a school, the kid will never hear the end of it.
BM: I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve my problems with violence. |
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MikeC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
749 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 08:40:09 AM
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I have a good friend whose given name is spelled Joel, but is pronounced Joe-El.
When his wife was pregnant with their first child, we really tried to get him to name him Calvin Lawrence, so he could be legitmately called Cal-L.
Then we were going to get his father to build him a rocket ship so he could be sent to a planet where he would become the greatest superhero that world had ever known, but then he turned around and named him Michael.
MikeC, I feel resonsible for that naming.... for a variety of reasons |
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CDiehl
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
361 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 10:33:41 AM
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George Carlin was right: Whatever happened to Eddie?
You know Grand Funk, don't you? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The ... adequate drumwork of Don Brewer? |
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Rabblerouser
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
   
USA
122 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 1:39:28 PM
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quote: Originally posted by TVsGrady
Nicolas Cage is a dick.
Quoted for truth!
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Juniper
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
616 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 1:58:10 PM
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Well Kevin Smith's daughter Harley Quinn can rest easy (or feel sad) knowing she doesn't have the dumbest comic book based name anymore. I actually think Harley Quinn is cute, but I'd get an adorable black and white checkered cat to stick that name with, not a child.
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dmilroy
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
1791 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 4:12:22 PM
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Sorry friend, but I have to disagree. "Kal-El" is kind of cool, but then again, he'll have to live up to it when some one points out that it means "Superman"!
MY name is "Ken" and if you ask about Barbie, I'll have to kill you! (I got that a lot when I was a kid)
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Prankster
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
Canada
727 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 4:32:36 PM
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At least it's not "Ahs-wee-pay".
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
Canada
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Posted - 10/04/2005 : 4:49:06 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Greenhornet
MY name is "Ken" and if you ask about Barbie, I'll have to kill you! (I got that a lot when I was a kid)
Strange, when I was a kid, I got asked about "Ken" a lot. Was it YOU? |
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Pip
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
333 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 5:36:40 PM
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I thought I was born in the one place in the world that pronounces Eva "EEE-va" instead of the (apparently) universal "a-VA" until I got down here to Ft. Stockton and found they say it just like they do in West Virginia.
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
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Posted - 10/04/2005 : 5:40:07 PM
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quote: Originally posted by twitterpate
quote: Originally posted by Greenhornet
MY name is "Ken" and if you ask about Barbie, I'll have to kill you! (I got that a lot when I was a kid)
Strange, when I was a kid, I got asked about "Ken" a lot. Was it YOU?
Don't encourage THEM.
My cousin-in-law is a Cherokee and Named his son "Geeskawnee" (I have no idea how it's spelled). I warned him that even though it may be the greatest name in the world, the kid is going to spend half his life telling pepole how to PRONOUNCE it! With luck, I added, he'll be called "Gee". (The g is pronounced like "go")
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Juniper
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
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Posted - 10/04/2005 : 6:05:34 PM
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And to top it off there's no reason he couldn't have named the kid Clark, Kent, or Cal. That way he could have gotten his geek on and wouldn't have to worry about the kid stabbing him in the eyes as he sleeps when he gets older.
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