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Paul LoJ
Supreme Potentate
USA
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 Posted - 10/06/2005 : 08:34:12 AM
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Via the AP:
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Python Explodes After Eating Alligator
" Alligators have clashed with nonnative pythons before in Everglades National Park. But when a 6-foot gator tangled with a 13-foot python recently, the result wasn't pretty.
The snake apparently tried to swallow the gator whole _ and then exploded. Scientists stumbled upon the gory remains last week. "
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-Paul "I'd picked the alligator by 7" LoJ.
"...You know perfectly well what is the matter with you. You have known it for years, though you have fought against the knowledge. You are mentally deranged." |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 09:48:02 AM
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There's GOT to be a movie plot in their somewhere.
Maybe Exploding Snakes on a Plane? |
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KurtVon
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
387 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 11:16:45 AM
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You mean Exploding Snakes on a Plane Full of Alligators, right?
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Rabblerouser
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
122 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 12:35:55 PM
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Since when do snakes NOT eat their prey whole?
Exploding Terrorist Snakes on a Plane Full of Refugee Alligators |
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Ken HPoJ
Supreme Potentate
USA
1530 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 12:40:23 PM
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You can't call the alligators 'refugees'!! How insensitive!!
'Evacuee' Alligators is the correct term.
PEGGY: I don't see how having a girl on the team would ruin it. Did a woman judge ruin the Supreme Court?
HANK: Yes, and that woman's name was Earl Warren.
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Ubiq
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
347 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 1:37:53 PM
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My first thought on seeing this:
There will be a Sci-Fi channel original movie based on this by the end of the year. Python vs 'Gator.
BM: I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve my problems with violence. |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 1:53:57 PM
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| Directed by Michael Bay? |
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GalahadPC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
380 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 3:18:35 PM
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Originally posted by Ubiq
My first thought on seeing this:
There will be a Sci-Fi channel original movie based on this by the end of the year. Python vs 'Gator.
I think there was one already, and if I remember, it was actualy called Alligator vs. Python, or Crocodile vs. Anaconda, or something like that. Didn't watch it though, so I can't report on whether either of them got blow'd up. |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 3:23:19 PM
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Originally posted by Ken HPoJ
You can't call the alligators 'refugees'!! How insensitive!!
Even if they're in a nature refuge? |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
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Posted - 10/06/2005 : 4:09:37 PM
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Originally posted by twitterpate
Directed by Michael Bay?
That would be animal cruelty. |
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KurtVon
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
387 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 4:46:12 PM
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Originally posted by Neville
That would be animal cruelty.
Now now, I know his films are poor quality, but that doesn't make Michael Bay an animal.
Ob history: The first child abuse case in America was actually tried as an animal cruelty case.
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
630 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 10:59:29 PM
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Originally posted by KurtVon
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Originally posted by Neville
That would be animal cruelty.
Now now, I know his films are poor quality, but that doesn't make Michael Bay an animal.
Ob history: The first child abuse case in America was actually tried as an animal cruelty case.
Even if a monkey can do better films than him? |
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Ubiq
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
347 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2005 : 3:20:22 PM
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Originally posted by twitterpate
Directed by Michael Bay?
If so, the animals will have also eaten a large amount of radioactive material and, as a result, the film winds up becoming a race against time by a [perky female scientist/surprisingly cultured yokel/odious comic relief/grizzled old guy who's forgotten how to live/all of the above] to make sure the snake doesn't explode and take the entire state of Florida with it, possibly because of a terrorist plot or your typically incompetent corporate coverup.
BM: I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve my problems with violence. |
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