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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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 Posted - 11/17/2005 : 10:43:21 AM
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Oy, Foy!
Your a brave man, to watch the whole of this ting, and live...heck, and write a very entertaining review!
BTW, the Book or Revelations does not talk about the things Monty is barking mad about.At least, not the way HE ( Or actualy the scripwriter ) thinks it does.
I think ol' Monty is doing a Dr, Phibes here, and looking to the Plagues of Egypt days.
Not that i makes much dif, as we are still talking about a ripe loon with delutions of adaquacy, Kinda like Uwe Boll...
Still, you are a man among men, and the same with anyone else who can endure this...thing...and still string two coherent thoughts together.
Which is more then i can do....
Oh, my brain still hurts.
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
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Posted - 11/17/2005 : 4:16:45 PM
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Originally posted by TheFoywonder
CATEGORY 7
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Kind of reminds me about the joke about what happens when a concert and a hockey game get double-booked at the Air Canada Centre.
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UnknownSubject
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Australia
212 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2005 : 8:51:10 PM
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It's got a Daddo in it? Mein Gott!
And Foy, as much as I enjoyed your review, I think you have undershot what needs to be in the sequel. It's perfectly obvious to me that "Category 8: Destruct-o-rama-athon" needs to be populated by genetically engineered, superintelligent flaming tornados. That's where the future of this series lies.
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TheFoywonder
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 11/18/2005 : 03:14:54 AM
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Genetically engineered flaming tornadoes? Now that's just stretching things, even moreso than NATURE UNLEASHED: TORNADO did with the satanic, gypsy-killing, super tornado. I like the solar flare idea better. And we can save the world by blowing up the polar ice caps and sending all the cool moisture into the air to extinguish the flames. Before you say that sounds stupid, there's a Sci-Fi Channel movie coming next year about the Earth being menaced by solar flares that requires just that being done to save the world. Seriously. And it stars Mark Dacascos and Lou Gossett Jr.
And I've corrected the font on the review, which required me to delete it and repost it so here you go, the revamped and improved CATEGORY 7: THE END OF THE WORLD review - [url]http://www.livejournal.com/users/foywonder/21897.html[/url]
Now Playing in Foyeurism at Schlocktoberfest.Com:
PATH OF (LEAST) DESTRUCTION - I survived a bad storm to write a review of a bad movie about a bad storm?
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2005 : 04:16:31 AM
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Great googly moogly! It seems that the Theology of the filck is on the same level as the science, ie, one of the writers kinda remembered somthing he heard in Sunday School years, somthing about plauges or the end of the world or flies maybe? Yeah, flies and the firstborn and all that, let's go with it.
"Because, as we all know, when it comes to saving the world, no-one gets the job done quite like a bunch of sleazy, drunken, irresponsible morons."-Lyz of AYCYAS |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 11/21/2005 : 09:45:05 AM
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Oh, good...the brain swelling seems to be going into remission...
GENETICLY ENGENEERED FLAMEING TOMATOS! Sound like a great name for a comedy/rock band.
Oh, and the plot Scott mentions, the one with blowing up the Artic?....CURSE YOU, SCI-FI CHANNELLLL!
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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