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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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 Posted - 02/04/2006 : 02:12:00 AM
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She is definately in the running to becoming Jabootu royalty. Right up there with Steven Seagal.
[url="http://www.boxofficemojo.com/trailers/gotoTrailer.php?id=1560"]Bad![/url]
[url="http://www.popfilms.net/"]Worse!![/url]
[url="http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/datemovie/large.html"]Down Right Awful!!!!![/url]
If I had any respect for her, I would say she is milking Hollywood dry before they realize that she is a no talent hack that can't gross dollar one.
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 02/04/2006 : 2:29:43 PM
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Date Movie??
I guess Not Another Teen Movie didn't teach everyone that you can't parody things that are supposed to be funny. |
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Pip
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
333 Posts |
Posted - 02/04/2006 : 5:10:49 PM
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I can't get the first link to go, but the other two look dreadful and cliched. Don't forget her turn in Dirty Love, a review of which is currently underway on my computer in fits and starts when I feel like it.
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
630 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2006 : 1:20:41 PM
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The first link was to a trailer for Scary Movie 4.
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MikeC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
749 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2006 : 1:31:58 PM
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But....
I'd watch her read the phone book.
If she was in a bikini.....
MikeC, sorry. |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 02/06/2006 : 4:46:30 PM
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I'm sorry...the woman sounds like she was named after a car.
Corse, that could explain her carreir becomeing an Edsel.
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.
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LaFluff
Archdeacon of Jabootu
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Posted - 02/06/2006 : 4:53:06 PM
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Originally posted by Pip
I can't get the first link to go, but the other two look dreadful and cliched. Don't forget her turn in Dirty Love, a review of which is currently underway on my computer in fits and starts when I feel like it.
Pip
But Pip! You haven't mentioned Dungeons and Dragons II yet!
http://www.avclub.com/content/node/44996
"second-banana baddie Bruce Payne [blue lips!] , takes up main-villain duties..." |
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
630 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2006 : 12:22:49 AM
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Originally posted by MikeC
But....
I'd watch her read the phone book.
If she was in a bikini.....
MikeC, sorry.
I agree.
The phone book would be a better and funnier script than what she gets now. |
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Asta Kask
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Sweden
263 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2006 : 06:04:14 AM
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Originally posted by Capt. Nemo
She is definately in the running to becoming Jabootu royalty. Right up there with Steven Seagal.
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Nah. Seagal has volume.
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MikeC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
749 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2006 : 08:05:06 AM
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Originally posted by Capt. Nemo
She is definately in the running to becoming Jabootu royalty. Right up there with Steven Seagal.
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Nah. Seagal has volume.
So does Ms. Electra.
Just in a different distribution than Seagal....
MikeC, Awyeah..... |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
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Posted - 02/09/2006 : 08:27:56 AM
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Oh, save us, I just caught the trailer to Date Movie.
Now, the common complaint about trailers for comedies is that they put in all the best jokes.
If these are the best jokes (stuffing a girl playing Jennifer Lopez's jeans to make her butt look bigger?), I absolutely refuse to even think of what the worst jokes would be like.
Ouch, I did think about it, and it hurts! It hurts! |
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kdraut
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 02/09/2006 : 09:14:07 AM
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Originally posted by twitterpate
Oh, save us, I just caught the trailer to Date Movie.
Now, the common complaint about trailers for comedies is that they put in all the best jokes.
If these are the best jokes (stuffing a girl playing Jennifer Lopez's jeans to make her butt look bigger?), I absolutely refuse to even think of what the worst jokes would be like.
Ouch, I did think about it, and it hurts! It hurts!
When they say "From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie," I consider it to be a warning label.
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 10:20:59 AM
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| Actually, on re-reading my post, I think an actress playing Jennifer Lopez's jeans is a funnier idea than anything in the movie. |
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jackspencerjr
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 02/09/2006 : 7:21:01 PM
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| Oh my god. I had picked up American Vampire from Walmart which has Carmen Electra on the cover, but in a supporting role as a vampire vixen inside. Sweet Jesus is it ever bad. it's worthy of a review, I think. But then, so do a lot of movies. Walmart is becoming something of a goldmine for crap movies. |
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Asta Kask
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Sweden
263 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2006 : 04:26:57 AM
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I don't get it. Is that supposed to be funny? Cos it's not...
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
630 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2006 : 09:20:32 AM
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Originally posted by Asta Kask
I don't get it. Is that supposed to be funny? Cos it's not...
I take it you've never seen Jennifer Lopez movies.
If you haven't, that makes you very wise.
"Ward, the Beaver blew up the 7-11 again."
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