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Carrieattheprom
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu
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 Posted - 02/16/2006 : 7:03:00 PM
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No I am not joking:
[url]http://news.webindia123.com/news/showdetails.asp?id=247275&cat=Entertainment[/url]
"Go to your closet and pray!" |
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jackspencerjr
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
262 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2006 : 7:26:03 PM
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The director said he was impressed when he read a report sometime ago in which the hotel heiress said she had refused to pose nude in Playboy magazine and decided then to shortlist her.
Man, what?
You have got to be kidding me. That is no reason to cast an "actress" as Mother Theresa.
Note the quotes.
Okay, so she refused to pose nude in Playboy. She also has a video on the internet where she has sex. Does this guy not have the internet? Better still, has he seen House of Wax?
I mean, good grief.
I refuse to pose for Playboy. I guess that would make be perfect and John F Kennedy, huh? |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2006 : 05:52:55 AM
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John Doe
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
91 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2006 : 4:44:26 PM
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Now I've got this indelible mental image of Mother Theresa saying "Y'know, Jesus is so hot"
thanks
my eyes!! the goggles do nothing!! |
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Icrywolf
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Australia
144 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2006 : 5:06:03 PM
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Rajeevnath expects to get the blessings of the Pope for the film...
Part of me thinks, "oh please let this happen," and part of me think, "restart the Inquisition and work on this guy's fingernails."
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http://www.make-a-killing.com |
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sister mary dispair
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu
USA
35 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2006 : 6:32:00 PM
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Gleep! Has this guy taken leave of his senses? Mother Theresa was one of the more famous humanitarians of the last century and we are picking this nonacting socialite bimbo to play her in a film. <in voice of Crow T. Robot in MST's Mr. B. Natural> Oh My God, please say this isn't happening!!
"Hmmm...It says here that if a person is not married by the time they are 35 they have a better chance of being robbed at gunpoint by a desperate and somewhat bloated Christian Slater." Harvey Birdman |
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Carrieattheprom
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu
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Posted - 03/12/2006 : 2:03:04 PM
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Possible update:
[url]http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds29594.html[/url]
I do believe that we are in the Twilight Zone
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Cannon Fodder
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Australia
176 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2006 : 11:39:55 PM
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 08:39:13 AM
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She's already practising the "charitable" side of the character, as this IMDB article proves:
Elton Bans Hilton from Future Oscar Parties
Sir Elton John has reportedly banned socialite Paris Hilton from his future post-Oscar parties, after she failed to make a compulsory donation to the rocker's AIDS charity. The hotel heiress and her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos III attended John's annual bash at Hollywood's Pacific Design Center last Sunday. A party source tells website PageSix.com, "The party is a benefit gala, and tickets are $2,500 a pop. When it was suggested to her that she donate the money, Paris just said, 'Don't you know who I am?' and waltzed right in. Isn't she supposed to be wealthy? Everyone else paid. She won't be asked back." A representative for the Elton John AIDS Foundation confirms The Simple Life reality TV star did not pay for her ticket. However, Hilton's spokesperson insists the party girl intends to make a donation, saying, "Paris did instruct her accountant to cut a check for $10,000. They should get their money." |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 10:29:59 AM
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IMHO, there should be a special place in H*ll for those who go around saying "Don't you know who I am?"
It will be populated by demons who answer, "No, and I don't care!" |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 10:55:00 AM
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Originally posted by twitterpate
IMHO, there should be a special place in H*ll for those who go around saying "Don't you know who I am?"
It will be populated by demons who answer, "No, and I don't care!"
Hah! Love it!
I see so many yahoos who think too much of them selves...
"Don't you know who i am!?"...
No, humm me a few bars of "I'm a little teapot", and maby it'll come to me.
No, and i wish you diden't either.
Yes, and it is to laugh!
Maby. Stick out you butt and lets see if its as big as it looks.
No, and that make me feel REALY good about myself, in fact.
Oh, i don't know...koko the talking chimp?
Could you explain why i should care. It won't change anything, but it might amuse me.
Do you realise you have a booger the size of a Buick if your left nostril?
No, and i wish you'd go away, and ask someone else that inane question.
yes. Your an idiot in search of a village.
Ah, the virtues of growing up reading MAD Magazine!
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.
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sister mary dispair
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 03/13/2006 : 11:42:49 AM
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My one of my professors in college had a cartoon wherein a guy was pulled over by a cop, the guys says "Don't you know who I am?"
the cop replies "Just as long as you know who you are sir, that's the important thing."
"Hmmm...It says here that if a person is not married by the time they are 35 they have a better chance of being robbed at gunpoint by a desperate and somewhat bloated Christian Slater." Harvey Birdman |
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