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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
 Posted - 02/28/2006 : 10:46:29 AM
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[font=Arial Black]The MST thread got me to thinking.
I've done, for my own amusement, what i call "Roll yer own" MSTs. A karaoke machine, a dvd, and casset tape are involved. That, and a snarkey sence of humor.
I've done 25 flicks so far, and while its hard, it a great challange to your riffing muscles.
Soooooo...
My question : What movies would you love to have seen the Best Brains get to? Conciter it, the sadness of the unfullfilled riffer.
I'll start with some ofthe films i've done so far, that i recomend if Rhino ever get the rights to these cheese logs, and pays the gang to do New MST3K...hey, i can dream, can't i?
REPTILICUS.
THE SNOW CREATURE.
PHANTOM FROM 10.000 LEAGUES.
THE APE MAN.
WILD, WILD PLANET.
WAR OF THE PLANETS.
THE GREEN SLIME.
THE GIANT CLAW.
NIGHT FRIGHT.
VOYAGE TO A PREHISTORIC PLANET.
TERROR IN THE MIDIGHT SUN.
CREATURE FROM THE HAUNTED SEA.
Well, these are just the ones i remember off hand, but i'd bet you have similar picks.
Realy...if Rhino could sneak some fliks into its owner ship deal, they could release specials. MST3K : THE LOST EPHISODES...what do ya think?
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"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.
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MrPorter
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
102 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2006 : 11:09:38 AM
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The Hubbardites would probably fight tooth and nail but they would just have to take on "Battlefield Earth".
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AnnGora
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
252 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2006 : 11:43:34 AM
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I am really partial to the ones where Mike/Joel and the 'Bots went off on the popular culture of the 70's and 80's, e.g. Riding With Death, Hobgoblins, etc. Therefore, I would love to see them make mincemeat of a good ol' boy Burt Reynolds monstrosity of the late 70's, preferably the wonderfully abysmal Stroker Ace.
She was bred in old Kentucky, but she's just a crumb up here. |
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ELOrocks17
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
131 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2006 : 12:38:35 PM
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I pray to the god of Jabootu to have Mike and the bots shred any movie with Tara Ried in it! I am sure you would call it "poetic justice!"
"Oh my...that is quite toxic!"-Weyoun (DS9) |
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zombiewhacker
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1475 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2006 : 1:15:53 PM
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Voyage into Space
Dracula vs. Frankenstein
The Curse of Bigfoot
The Devil's Rain
Night of the Zombies (the Joel M. Reed one) |
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
648 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2006 : 1:42:18 PM
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Frankenstein Island
"I reserve the right to look as well as be boring." - Robert Fripp |
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TheFoywonder
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
833 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2006 : 2:32:21 PM
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SUPERSONIC MAN
YETI, GIANT OF THE 20TH CENTURY
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (Mexican Version)
REVENGE OF DR. X (aka THE DOUBLE GARDEN)
STING OF DEATH
THE X FROM OUTER SPACE
THE BRAINIAC
STRIKE COMMANDO
NO HOLDS BARRED
GHOST FEVER
PHANTOM OF THE MALL: ERIC'S REVENGE
YOG, MONSTER FROM SPACE
MAXIM XUL
MATILDA (the boxing kangaroo version)
ROLLER BOOGIE
CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC
THE LOCH NESS HORROR
BOY IN THE PLASTIC BUBBLE
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Plus: B-WARE THE BLOG is alive at http://www.livejournal.com/users/foywonder |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2006 : 6:27:31 PM
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Meteor
Transformations (a piece o' crap sci-fi possession movie. Really!)
Battlefield Earth
Howling II
The Omega Code
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Germany
186 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 01:56:37 AM
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I'll throw out some more recent films that, IMHO, stunk.
The Day After Tomorrow
Starsky & Hutch
Fantastic Four
Deuce Bigalow
And I'd love to hear the riffs that M&TB's would come up with for a movie like "Lost Highway" (which I like).
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Prankster
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
727 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 02:09:00 AM
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I thought I heard that they did an MST3K special in which they applied their usual thing to trailers for a bunch of recent blockbusters, one of which was Batman & Robin. I'd like to see that.
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CDiehl
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
361 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 09:54:49 AM
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I'd love to see them rip some of the classics myself.
Citizen Kane
Casablanca
Gone With the Wind
The Wizard of Oz
Lawrence of Arabia
It's a Wonderful Life
Cleopatra
High Noon
The Magnificent Seven
In keeping with the thread of nominating movies one likes, I'd also add
Excalibur
Tombstone
Star Trek II
Eddie and the Cruisers
Before people get upset about the suggestions I've made, remember that I am talking about giving these pictures a good-natured, fun ribbing, not a bitter diatribe about how horrible they are. I find it quite amusing to see fun being poked at movies that are not horrendous for while, partly to puncture the wall of pomposity that's formed around the classics, and partly to have fun with movies I have enjoyed. I realize a number of my suggestions would be two-parters, but that just means we get a few more episodes to enjoy than otherwise.
You know Grand Funk, don't you? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The ... adequate drumwork of Don Brewer? |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 3:09:28 PM
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Prankster : I think that was the Oscar contender awards show, where they riffed on what was up for the lil gold naked bald guy statue.
And due to the riff on "TITANIC", the scene with Leo standing Waaay too close behind his friend, on the bow of the ship,i will laugh my ass off any time its played!
"Hey, stop that...Ow, hey cut it out..i don't go that way! Leo, knock it off. Ow..stop it!..."
There is indeed, a differance between films that can be riffed, and those that cry out for it. You CAN riff "Star Wars. A new hope.", but you NEED to riff "Monster a Go-Go."
I'm kinda with Leonard Maltin on this. He actualy likes Gorgo, but as he told the guys, "It put two of my research assistants into intensive care, so who knows."
And do i need to define how badly MANOS needs riffed till its eyes bleed? Diden't THINK so.
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.
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Self-Loathing Narcissist
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu
USA
29 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 7:33:57 PM
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So many worthy potential episodes:
DEVIL GIRL FROM MARS (1954)
WOMEN'S PRISON (1955)
THE GIANT CLAW (1957)
THE LAND UNKNOWN (1957)
QUEEN OF OUTER SPACE (1958)
HIGH SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL (1958)
MONSTER ON THE CAMPUS (1958)
SPACEMASTER X-7 (1958)
ANGRY RED PLANET (1959)
INVISIBLE INVADERS (1959)
-30- (1959)
DINOSAURUS! (1960)
THE LOST WORLD (1960)
THE PRIVATE LIVES OF ADAM & EVE (1960)
ATLANTIS, THE LOST CONTINENT (1961)
KONGA (1961)
THE BRAINIAC (1962)
REPTILICUS (1962)
FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERS THE WORLD (1965)
WILD, WILD PLANET (1965)
TERROR BENEATH THE SEA (1966)
WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS (1966)
GAPPA, THE TRIPHIBIAN MONSTER (1967)
HOT RODS TO HELL (1967)
JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF TIME (1967)
KISS THE GIRLS & MAKE THEM DIE (1967)
THE LOVE-INS (1967)
PREHISTORIC WOMEN (1967)
THE X FROM OUTER SPACE (1967)
YONGARY, MONSTER OF THE DEEP (1967)
DESTROY ALL PLANETS (1968)
GOKE, BODY SNATCHER FROM HELL (1968)
KING KONG ESCAPES (1968)
THE LOST CONTINENT (1968)
THEY RAN FOR THEIR LIVES (1968)
GODZILLA'S REVENGE (1969)
GAMERA VS. MONSTER X (1970)
VOYAGE INTO SPACE (1970)
THE INCREDIBLE TWO-HEADED TRANSPLANT (1971)
THE LAST DAYS OF PLANET EARTH (1974)
THE STREETFIGHTER'S LAST REVENGE (1974)
INFRA-MAN (1976)
GOLIATHON/MIGHTY PEKING MAN (1977)
THE LAST DINOSAUR (1977)
FANTASY MISSION FORCE (1982)
HEAVENLY BODIES (1984)
"I say ALL you scientists are *CRACKPOTS*! NOTHING is going to happen..." -John Hoyt |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 7:46:06 PM
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My choices:
KING KONG (D'Larentis version. In the AirForce, we "MiSTed" it durring it's first run!)
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND (It's a dumb movie when you THINK about it)
ONCE BEFORE I DIE (A really crappy anti-war movie from around 1969) |
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Hong Kong Cavalier
Altar Boy of Jabootu
USA
8 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 11:23:02 PM
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Greaser's Palace
Death Race 2000
Hillbillies In A Haunted House
Las Vegas Hillbillys
Rat Pfink A Boo Boo
Flash Gordon (1980)
I'd love to have seen a MiSTied Rocky Horror Picture Show...or better yet, Shock Treatment or The Return of Captain Invincible
HKC's DVD Collection:
http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?id=hkc2k6 |
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