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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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 Posted - 03/06/2006 : 6:42:05 PM
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You think this was a wise career move?
[url="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0009SQ520/qid=1138688978/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-7482670-6440116?n=507846&s=music&v=glance"]Get your album NOW![/url]
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"Ward, the Beaver blew up the 7-11 again."
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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Germany
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Posted - 03/06/2006 : 8:41:17 PM
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I laughed my ass off reading some of the customer reviews, with titles like "Better than Hasselhof" and "Making love to the dulcet tones of Steven Seagal".
As far as career moves, I figured Seagal was only a year or two away from selling beaded jackets and "native" trinkets on QVC.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!" |
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 03/06/2006 : 8:58:55 PM
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| Stevie Wonder is on this thing?? Can they be serious?? Does Stevie KNOW he's on it- did they tell him??? |
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
630 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2006 : 10:14:44 PM
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[img]http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5837/443/1600/seagalwguitar1a.jpg[/img]
My god.
William Shatner had more dignity.
"Ward, the Beaver blew up the 7-11 again."
"I'll have a talk with him Dear" |
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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Germany
186 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2006 : 11:29:04 PM
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The look on his face is great. Let's play 'caption the photo'. I'll start with "Hmmm, should I have extra butter on my McRib sandwich?"
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!" |
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Desslar
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
51 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2006 : 12:07:08 AM
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| There's 2 or 3 songs on there that aren't half bad. How come France gets the album and we don't? |
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Tork_110
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
360 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2006 : 12:56:01 AM
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| But how does it compare to his [url="http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/article.asp?Id=0000006"]energy drink?[/url] |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
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Posted - 03/07/2006 : 04:24:40 AM
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Originally posted by Tork_110
But how does it compare to his [url="http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/article.asp?Id=0000006"]energy drink?[/url]
That was hysterical. Can't wait for the "review" on the third flavour. |
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
630 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2006 : 10:18:56 AM
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Here are some samples:
These are okay:
[url="http://www.hosting-media.com/fr/amazon/ram30s20k/3283451007126-01_01.ram"]Girl, It's alright[/url]
[url="http://www.hosting-media.com/fr/amazon/ram30s20k/3283451007126-01_02.ram"]Don't you cry[/url]
But these are the ones that you would expect from the Steve that we know and love:
[url="http://www.hosting-media.com/fr/amazon/ram30s20k/3283451007126-01_08.ram"]Not for Sale(listen to the lyrics)[/url]
[url="http://www.hosting-media.com/fr/amazon/ram30s20k/3283451007126-01_10.ram"]Jealousy[/url]
[url="http://www.hosting-media.com/fr/amazon/ram30s20k/3283451007126-01_11.ram"]War[/url]
[url="http://www.hosting-media.com/fr/amazon/ram30s20k/3283451007126-01_12.ram"]Strut(Guarenteed Bellylaugh)[/url]
[url="http://www.hosting-media.com/fr/amazon/ram30s20k/3283451007126-01_06.ram"]My God(I know its low to say, but I think this one would be a hit in the Middle East)[/url]
"Ward, the Beaver blew up the 7-11 again."
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2006 : 11:57:46 AM
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Originally posted by Desslar
There's 2 or 3 songs on there that aren't half bad. How come France gets the album and we don't?
Because of some twisted governement revenge plot against the French? |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
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Desslar
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
51 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2006 : 8:57:36 PM
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Originally posted by Capt. Nemo
Here are some samples:
These are okay:
[url="http://www.hosting-media.com/fr/amazon/ram30s20k/3283451007126-01_01.ram"]Girl, It's alright[/url]
[url="http://www.hosting-media.com/fr/amazon/ram30s20k/3283451007126-01_02.ram"]Don't you cry[/url]
The best songs, including those two, are all featured in 2005's Into the Sun. Sadly a soundtrack album is not available. |
Edited by - Desslar on 03/07/2006 8:58:14 PM |
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