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R. Dittmar
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
420 Posts

Posted - 04/01/2006 :  6:41:51 PM  Show Profile  Visit R. Dittmar's Homepage
Ken's review of Billy Jack Goes to Washington reminded me of its appearance in the Medved's Golden Turkey Awards book as a nominee for the "Worst Film You Never Saw". While Billy Jack won the dubious honor, I have always been appalled by another nominee for this award.

The Day The Clown Cried was briefly mentioned by Ken in his review and must constitute the single worst idea for a movie in history! Jerry Lewis plays a clown that entertains children before they are gassed at Auschwitz! The Medveds famously state at the beginning of their book that one of the movies therein is a complete fake that they made up themselves. I was convinced for years that this movie was the hoax!

But it wasn't. This is a must read for bad film buffs:

http://www.filmbuffonline.com/ReadingRoom/DayTheClownCriedReview.htm

This is a movie that has to be released to the public at some point. God forbid that we can't lean from this history and find ourselves doomed to repeating it.

Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

1126 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2006 :  12:17:48 AM  Show Profile
Harry Schearer, of all people, has apparently actually seen a print of this film. He indicated that it is all you dream it would be, and more. I would cut off a toe to see it.

(Edit- I actually now have read the article and there's the bit about Harry right up front... I wasn't meaning to be redundant!)


Coming soon-
Eraserhead: The Musical!!

Edited by - Sardu on 04/02/2006 12:30:13 AM
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MikeC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
749 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2006 :  06:58:20 AM  Show Profile
Back in the 80's, the late lamented first version of SPY
Magazine (the only magazine to ever be snarky and mocking
and not seem insincere except for the old NATIONAL LAMPOON)
had an extensive article (written, ISTR, by Mr. Shearer)
on THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED.

Basically, the movie will never be released not just because
it is utterly excremental, but that because it was never
finished it can't be released: voice re-tracking was
never done, there are apparently whole sequences that
were never shot, there is no music. And there are
apparently some rights issues about just who owns it
due to some chicanery on the part of investors.

Perhaps, long after Mr. Lewis has passed on, someone
will be able to collate the bits into something, but
don't hold your breath.

I still have that issue in the Tomb of the Unutterable
Mess (IE, my basement), probably buried in a filing
cabinet that has that picture of Amelia Earhart and
Jim Morrison living in sin with Judge Crater.....

MikeC
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stevemb
Altar Boy of Jabootu

USA
5 Posts

Posted - 04/26/2006 :  2:12:16 PM  Show Profile
quote:
The Day The Clown Cried was briefly mentioned by Ken in his review and must constitute the single worst idea for a movie in history! Jerry Lewis plays a clown that entertains children before they are gassed at Auschwitz! The Medveds famously state at the beginning of their book that one of the movies therein is a complete fake that they made up themselves. I was convinced for years that this movie was the hoax!

Pardon the digression, but did they ever reveal which one is the hoax?
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MikeC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
749 Posts

Posted - 04/27/2006 :  05:57:28 AM  Show Profile
stevemb:

ISTR that the movie about Jesus in the book was the fake one,
though apparently at some time after the book was released
someone made a movie that was amazingly similar.

MikeC
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R. Dittmar
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
420 Posts

Posted - 04/27/2006 :  8:10:19 PM  Show Profile  Visit R. Dittmar's Homepage
Actually this has been discussed in the past on the forum, and I think the best bet is the movie with a title involving "Mookie, the Wonder Hound" or "Hound of Norway" or some variant thereof. Apparently the dog in the photo accompanying the discussion of the alleged movie bomb is the Medved's own pet.
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Paul LoJ
Supreme Potentate

USA
420 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2006 :  09:41:29 AM  Show Profile  Visit Paul LoJ's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Sardu

Harry Schearer, of all people, has apparently actually seen a print of this film. He indicated that it is all you dream it would be, and more. I would cut off a toe to see it.


We need to scan Schearer for a Zoe Chip. I wonder if he saw it with someone else - quite possibly Lewis himself? The Zoe download would presumably yield a commentary track, so I wonder who it would feature...

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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Canada
1026 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2006 :  10:12:25 AM  Show Profile
R. Dittmar - Yes, it looks like the same dog in the photo with the authors as well as the "publicity" photo. Also, the name of some of the people who purportedly made the movie also show up in the introductory "thanks to" section. So "Hound of Norway" looks like the best bet.
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dconner
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu

USA
104 Posts

Posted - 05/05/2006 :  1:45:22 PM  Show Profile
I actually have a screenplay for The Day the Clown Cried from this site:

http://www.subcin.com/

Which seems to have even more "Clown" material than when I last looked in!
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RVHorror
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
532 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2006 :  1:50:11 PM  Show Profile  Visit RVHorror's Homepage
We ought to gather all the Jabootu minions and raise the $600,000, then have it play at B-Fest.
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