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WinterHarvest
Altar Boy of Jabootu
USA
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 Posted - 05/29/2006 : 5:08:50 PM
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My contenders...
Ultraviolet
Aeon Flux
Underworld Evolution
Wolf Creek - yeah, I said IT!
Seriously guys...I think we can't make fun of Uwe Boll any more. I actually loved the cheesiness of BloodRayne and love a sequel.
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I'm glad that I've finally seen a Uwe Boll film in the theater, and proud to own the director's cut. I'm also happy that it's the best film Boll has made to date (that I've seen). I hope that some day, it will be possible to watch a film he made and actually enjoy it in the way he thought it would be enjoyed. |
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1017 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2006 : 5:39:17 PM
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Oh, that's where you're using it...
Personally, the worst film I've seen this year is "Ultraviolet" -- yes, I think it's worse than "BloodRayne," if only because "BloodRayne" didn't have circular firing squads.
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TheFoywonder
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
833 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2006 : 6:43:39 PM
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ULTRAVIOLET and WHEN A STRANGER CALLS for me.
Oh, and technically WOLF CREEK was last year. Be like saying the best movie so far this year is MUNICH.
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2006 : 03:16:20 AM
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| I second Ultraviolet and I propose Wesley Snipes' Chaos. |
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kdraut
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
343 Posts |
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Dirk
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
237 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2006 : 11:00:55 AM
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I haven't hit up many movies in the theatre this year, but I thought that The Benchwarmers was quite painful.
It wasn't my choice. Uh... a friend made me see it! Yeah, that's the ticket. |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2006 : 11:07:06 AM
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| The Da Vinci Code could easily be included. Ron Howard and Akiva Goldsman do whatever ironing thay can on Dan Brown's book, but it's still pretty bad. |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2006 : 1:48:53 PM
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| My vote is still The Hills Have Eyes. But I wonder if Ollie Stoned will give it a run for its money with World Trade Center. |
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TheFoywonder
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
833 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2006 : 4:01:56 PM
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Originally posted by BradH812
My vote is still The Hills Have Eyes. But I wonder if Ollie Stoned will give it a run for its money with World Trade Center.
What makes you assume WORLD TRADE CENTER is going to be a bad movie?
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WinterHarvest
Altar Boy of Jabootu
USA
8 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2006 : 4:21:17 PM
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Include Date Movie and Scary Movie 4....excrable.
"Personally, the worst film I've seen this year is "Ultraviolet" -- yes, I think it's worse than "BloodRayne," if only because "BloodRayne" didn't have circular firing squads. "
Yeah. Do you hope the guy right across from you is a good shot or a bad shot?
"Oh, and technically WOLF CREEK was last year. Be like saying the best movie so far this year is MUNICH."
I saw it this year :-)
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I'm glad that I've finally seen a Uwe Boll film in the theater, and proud to own the director's cut. I'm also happy that it's the best film Boll has made to date (that I've seen). I hope that some day, it will be possible to watch a film he made and actually enjoy it in the way he thought it would be enjoyed. |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2006 : 8:22:01 PM
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Originally posted by TheFoywonder
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Originally posted by BradH812
My vote is still The Hills Have Eyes. But I wonder if Ollie Stoned will give it a run for its money with World Trade Center.
What makes you assume WORLD TRADE CENTER is going to be a bad movie?
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Two words: Oliver Stone. I've come to expect nothing but the worst from that hack. |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 10:12:23 AM
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| I'm lame too. The only movie I've seen in the theatre thus far this year is "Akeelah and the Bee", which was pretty darn good. |
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RVHorror
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
532 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 11:24:33 AM
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| I've only seen "United 93," which was excellent, but definitely not Jabootuan. |
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Culfy
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
United Kingdom
113 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 11:33:25 AM
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Originally posted by Neville
The Da Vinci Code could easily be included. Ron Howard and Akiva Goldsman do whatever ironing thay can on Dan Brown's book, but it's still pretty bad.
Unfortunately, while this movie definitely shows occasions of laugh out loud badness; Ron Howard is such a competent director that there are vast parts of the movie that rise to adaquateness. A wasted opportunity if you ask me.
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 06/01/2006 : 12:15:51 PM
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I can't comment on Ultraviolet (haven't seen it), but I can't put Aeon Flux in the running. It's not a very good movie, but there's FAR worse out there. It has a lame plot, but a plot nonetheless, and the production design is so damn good it makes up for a lot. And BloodRayne is one of the funnest times I've had watching a movie in recent memory- it's really like an Ed Wood classic. Bad in all the good ways.
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Ken HPoJ
Supreme Potentate
USA
1530 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 1:13:41 PM
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Bah, look at these titles. When a Clan of the Cave Bear or A Stranger Among Us or On Deadly Ground pops up, let me know.
Also, back in the day you could get a candy bar as big as a mortar board for a nickel. And stay out of my watermelon patch, you damn kids! Don't think I won't give you a blast of rock salt from Ol' Betsy!
PEGGY: I don't see how having a girl on the team would ruin it. Did a woman judge ruin the Supreme Court?
HANK: Yes, and that woman's name was Earl Warren.
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