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LCB
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
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 Posted - 06/01/2006 : 9:11:34 PM
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http://tobyinkster.co.uk/Software/dan_brown/
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Demons and Rings
by Dan Brown
"An explosive page-turner! *****"
Le Monde
The secret of the lady Pope Joan has been guarded by The Ordo Templi Orientis for over a thousand years. A intrepid lawyer has stumbled upon their trail. It's now a desparate race to Prague with the very fabric of space-time itself at stake.
"A highly original best-seller!"
The Guardian
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The Rafaelo Crucifix
by Dan Brown
"The Rafaelo Crucifix is an explosive tale of suspense! *****"
The Guardian
John James, a reporter, is found murdered in Jerusalem and Steven Brown, a librarian is asked to supply expert information to the Jerusalem police. Soon Steven finds himself involved with a beautiful researcher called Katie, meetings in Bethlehem with the highly-secretive group The Templi Resurgentes Equites Synarchici and a dramatic showdown with The Cardinals of the Catholic Church after a chase across through the caverns of old Constantinople. When western civilisation is at stake, The Cardinals of the Catholic Church won't let anything stand in their way. Can Steven stop them in time?
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2006 : 10:47:25 AM
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| I'm tempted. |
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commodorejohn
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
76 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2006 : 2:08:39 PM
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Oh, this just WINS.
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TheFoywonder
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
833 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2006 : 3:36:11 PM
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The Book of Gold
by Dan Brown
"A fascinating tale of intrigue!"
Le Monde
Deep in the sewers of St Petersberg, The Illuminati guards the dark secret of King Arthur. But one of them has decided to use the secret for his own gain. It's now a desparate race to Vatican City with the very fabric of space-time itself at stake.
"The Book of Gold is a highly original best-selling masterpiece of suspense!"
The Times
I'd actually pay to read that one. And this one too:
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The Secret of Gold
by Dan Brown
"A highly original tale of intrigue!"
The Independent
The secret of the Holy Grail has been guarded by The Followers of the Temple Of The Vampire for twelve centiuries. A dying doctor, Stephanie O'Conner, has stumbled upon their trail. The Followers of the Temple Of The Vampire will stop at nothing to keep their secret.
"The Secret of Gold is a fascinating best-seller! ****"
Le Monde
This one, not so much:
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The Godhead of Magick
by Dan Brown
"An exciting tale of intrigue! *****"
The Guardian
It's nearly the millennium. Deep in the sewers of Toulouse, The Illuminati guards the dark secret of Ra. But one of them has decided to use the secret for his own gain. It's now a desparate race around the Mediterranean and the fate of the world is at stake.
"A fascinating best-selling masterpiece! ****"
Le Monde
Now Playing in Foyeurism at Schlocktoberfest.Com:
LEFTOVER MAY-HEM - Talking Koalas, Karate Dogs, Invisible Slater, & 10.5 APOCALYPSE!
Plus: B-WARE THE BLOG is alive at http://www.livejournal.com/users/foywonder |
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jackspencerjr
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
262 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2006 : 6:18:10 PM
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Dan Brown's Ark of Triumph
Long-winded talky guy Robert Langdon is on a secret mission to travel to the recently unearthed, ancient city of Tanis where, using ancient relics, loyal associates, two-fisted action, and ludicious whippery he must find the legendary Ark of the Covenant and keep it out of the hands of the Nazis... I mean the Russians... I man, oh hell. Who are we fighting again?
"What a page-turner. I can almost already see this one as a major motion picture."
~~ New York Time Review of Boob
"Like all myths, there is a certain amount of familiarity about it. Like we have heard this story before."
~~ Rotten and maggot-eaten corpse of Joseph Campell
"I hate books without pictures in them. How the heck am I supposed to know what's happening without pictures?"
~~ Emma P. Hargrove, high school Latin teacher |
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Icrywolf
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Australia
144 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2006 : 10:50:21 PM
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The Ninth Plan
An old man is found dead outside his house, where he was smelling a rose. He happened to hold the key to eternal life, a key that was stolen by his chiropractor and taken into the woods, where he has set up a secret rendezvous with beings from another planet...
Meanwhile, airline pilot Robert Langdon is called in to investigate the symbology of strange flashes of light in the night sky ... flat, plate-shaped flashes. He meets and becomes involved with a plucky young woman who may or may not be the chiropractor's daughter. Now it's a race against time -- and the police! -- to discover why extremely skinny and extremely fat people are coming back to life, who the aliens are and what they want, what the obscure academic study of wicker has to do with any of this, and just how the secret of eternal life has begun to destroy the rotation of the earth so badly that days and nights last only seconds.
From the stupid, stupid mind of Dan Brown.
"A page-turning thriller about what the future holds for all of us." -- Kreskin Review
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BUY MAKE A KILLING TODAY
"Proof positive that microbudget film making might finally be headed in the right direction." -Hollywood Bitchslap
"This is a hilarious mockumentary, much like the work of writer/director Christopher Guest." - Upcoming Horror Movies
http://www.make-a-killing.com |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2006 : 11:51:24 AM
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| Icywolf, that plot is crazy enough it just might work! Yes, it all feels strangely familiar, but then, how many movies today don't? |
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1017 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2006 : 9:24:11 PM
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I'd love to see someone do a sequel to Plan 9, based on the conceit that it was actually a low-budget documentary. The aliens are back -- with Plan 10!
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2006 : 6:32:31 PM
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Does Plan 10 involve Plantains?
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1017 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2006 : 8:12:16 PM
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I dunno what Plan 10 would involve. Maybe a ray that makes food healthier, thereby forcing the givernments of Earth to stop refusing the spacemen's existence.
Well, it makes at least as much sense as Plan 9.
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1017 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 08:08:10 AM
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I'll be darned. I had no idea someone actually did it!
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 4:35:20 PM
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Originally posted by Sardu
Actually it involves Mormons:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110843/
Coming soon-
Eraserhead: The Musical!!
Does Nathan Schumate know about this?
So, lets move on to Plan 11 from outer space...i see something involving Kabala and cone bras....
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 9:09:38 PM
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I saw Plan 10 a few years back. My memory of it is that it actually had some moments. It was made by pretty young people I think. IIRC It couldn't seem to make up its mind if it wanted to be campy or whimsical- not really complimentary approaches.
Coming soon-
Eraserhead: The Musical!! |
Edited by - Sardu on 06/14/2006 9:10:08 PM |
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1017 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2006 : 10:58:19 PM
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(Inset shot: TV showing "Plan 9 From Outer Space")
DUDLEY: And then, your scientists stumbled across the hydrogen bomb -- where you explode the air itself!
CUT TO: MIKE and JANET, sitting on a couch. JANET is bored and unimpressed; MIKE is attentive.
JANET: That's it? That's not even right --
MIKE: One second more -- next line.
(RETURN TO the TV)
DUDLEY MANLOVE: The only explosion left is ... the Solarinite.
(Image freezes)
(MIKE AND JANET: Mike holds a remote. JANET is stunned.)
JANET: When did they make this?
MIKE: 1959.
JANET: But ... how did he know about Solarinite?
(CLOSE on MIKE, grim and serious)
MIKE: There's only one way.
MIKE: Eros must have told him.
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