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mwclarke
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu
USA
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 Posted - 06/03/2006 : 6:23:42 PM
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[url]http://www.bgp.com/event_detail.html?eventID=218388[/url]
Any masochists in San Francisco this coming Tuesday will have the opportunity to say you performed your yearly penance to Jabootu. I'd go myself, but I'm alergic to pain. (And am I the only one to think that the fact that this is taking place on 6/6/6 is no coincidence?)
MWClarke
Edina: It's a dead body, Pats.
Patsy: Yes, but is it art, Eddy? |
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RVHorror
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
532 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2006 : 6:57:00 PM
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| "An accomplished guitarist and songwriter"? Wow...that's really scary. |
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jackspencerjr
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
262 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2006 : 7:31:59 PM
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He cut an album? Is it called "This Guy's Good" or "Three Word Title?"
I made me a movie
With a three word title
When the baddies come around
And want to fight-le
I have to kick their ass like all the rest
Dum dee dum dum-dum |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2006 : 06:48:56 AM
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| I think his live CD it's called "Out for a tour". |
Edited by - Neville on 06/04/2006 07:28:55 AM |
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1017 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2006 : 08:59:12 AM
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Segal's first album was "Songs From the Crystal Cave" which I have the pleasure of owning. It's every bit as bad as the title, although "My God is Bigger Than Your God" is a personal delight, although probably not in the way Segal intended.
A second CD titled "Mojo Priest" is also available. I do not have it. This CD includes (among other tracks) "Alligator Ass" and "Talk to My Ass," which I believe make up the first half of the long awaited "Ass Symphony."
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We've always been united in stupidity. That's why there is no hope. But, then again, when has that ever stopped us?
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RVHorror
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
532 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2006 : 12:41:55 PM
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| SO, his being "an accomplished guitarist and songwriter" is a good example of a real-life Informed Attribute. |
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
630 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2006 : 12:52:54 PM
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"My God is Bigger Than Your God"
Hey! That one topped the charts in the Middle East.
Don't disrespect him. |
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jackspencerjr
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
262 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2006 : 3:48:01 PM
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My God's bigger than your God,
My God's bigger than yours,
My God's bigger
And he chases mailmen,
My God's bigger than yours |
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2006 : 3:51:29 PM
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Aw man, I was JUST getting ready to post that!! *g*
Coming soon-
Eraserhead: The Musical!! |
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mwclarke
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu
USA
36 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2006 : 5:54:21 PM
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He could always combine the two albums and sing "My ass is bigger than your ass". (If he did, I might actually go.)
MWClarke
Edina: It's a dead body, Pats.
Patsy: Yes, but is it art, Eddy? |
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jackspencerjr
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
262 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2006 : 5:55:07 PM
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| But I beat ou, and do you know why? It's because my God's bigger and he chases mailmen. |
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1017 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2006 : 6:48:56 PM
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Originally posted by mwclarke
"My ass is bigger than your ass".
Heck, I'd buy that album.
I happened to see the marquee at the El Ray theater the other day: "Goldenvoice Presents May 31 Steven Seagal." I didn't go.
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We've always been united in stupidity. That's why there is no hope. But, then again, when has that ever stopped us?
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Food
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
342 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2006 : 9:09:39 PM
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Damn, this is a toughee. Which to go see on a Tuesday night in Frisco: Steven Seagal or Barry Bonds. Hmm.....
I think I'll stay home and watch the Oakland A's. |
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Desslar
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
51 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 02:32:44 AM
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Actually some of his songs aren't half bad. Here's the video for "Girl It's Alright"-
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPJcKrQLGxE[/url] |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
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kdraut
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
343 Posts |
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