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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
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 Posted - 11/22/2006 : 10:18:10 AM
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I don't care much about gossip news, but this one, from today's IMDB headlines is way too hilarious not to be mentioned here:
Hilton Vomits While Attempting To Sing Own Song
Paris Hilton shocked revelers at a Las Vegas nightclub when she got up to perform but ended up vomiting on stage instead. Singer Joshua Radin was among the guests who went to a nightclub to hear rapper Shawn 'Jay-Z' Carter perform and found himself sitting next to the socialite-turned-singer. Radin writes on his MySpace page, "Paris Hilton was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good five hours. Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every six minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing eighteen inches from us." Radin writes that when Jay-Z left the stage, "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from (a) Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves..." Radin adds, "I find the music business charming."
I'm pretty sure the real cause was the quality of the song, though. |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2006 : 11:42:28 AM
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Hmmm. You know, I saw a woman like that once on an airplane - 6 hours in the air, the rest of us (even some quite pretty young things) came off looking worn and exhausted. She didn't have a wrinkle in her clothes, or a smudge on her makeup. She also didn't make eye contact or speak to any other passengers. If she even spoke to a flight attendant, I missed it.
My theory is that these are not real people - they are pod people trying to fit in, while they study us for possible takeover (probably as a food source, since they don't seem to eat normal human food). Ms. Hilton was probably "switched out" as an infant. |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2006 : 12:49:10 PM
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| See, if Paris Hilton is a sample from an alien race, I don't want to meet the rest of them, I don't care how evolved or civilised they are. |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2006 : 3:13:51 PM
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Now, now Nev...lets be kind to other cultures...
Ah, who am i kidding. She's a skank with an active PR dept. But, (heh), love that headline...yee, hee hee!...
Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2006 : 7:18:22 PM
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Was the vomit white and sploogey??
"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
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Edited by - Sardu on 11/22/2006 7:21:47 PM |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 11/22/2006 : 10:17:39 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Sardu
Was the vomit white and sploogey??
"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
--Tampopo
Paris Hilton is white and sploogey even without the vomit. |
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