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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
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 Posted - 12/17/2006 : 06:07:57 AM
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| I wish all the religious Jews on this blog a happy Hanuka. I wish Nate and all the other religious Christians on this blog a merry Christmas and a happy, healthy New Year and **** the ACLU. |
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2006 : 12:09:09 PM
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Oh oh- you are SO sued-- and this website; all of you! I'm offended! My personal beliefs are being ignored! That's intolerant and I do not tolerate any intolerance! I'm calling the ACLU right now...
Just kidding *g* Happy Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Gimme Crap Day, Solstice, plain old holidays or whatever to everyone! Did I leave anything out?? *lol*
"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
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Edited by - Sardu on 12/17/2006 12:09:36 PM |
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Pip
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
333 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2006 : 4:09:40 PM
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"Did I leave anything out??"
FESTIVUS!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus
I'll kick off the Airing of the Grievances!
Pip |
Edited by - Pip on 12/17/2006 4:12:02 PM |
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brandywine
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
56 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2006 : 5:35:01 PM
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Bender: On, Trasher! On, Smasher! Hey, Kwanzaabot, where you off to?
Kwanzaabot: Ah, you didn't hear about it? Chanukah Zombie's having a luau at the B'nai B'rith! You comin'?
Bender: Word!
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Christmas is silly. Who thinks the real Jesus of Nazareth ever saw snow or a fir tree during his life in the goddamned desert wasteland that is the Land of Milk and Honey? I've had Jehovah's Witnesses as friends whose families refuse to participate in this "pagan" tradition. Lucky bastards. It's almost worth not getting transfusions. |
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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
469 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2006 : 07:00:05 AM
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Originally posted by brandywine
Christmas is silly. Who thinks the real Jesus of Nazareth ever saw snow or a fir tree during his life in the goddamned desert wasteland that is the Land of Milk and Honey?
Evergreen trees, pine, cedar, cypress, grow in Israel. It snows in Jerusalem and on Mount Hermon. The very name "Lebanon" comes from "Levan," "white." Jesus of Nazareth was familiar with evergreens and snow. |
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Asta Kask
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Sweden
263 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2006 : 07:30:29 AM
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http://www.capmag.com/articlePrint.asp?ID=2254
Money quote:
"It is time to take the Christ out of Christmas, and turn the holiday into a guiltlessly egoistic, pro-reason, this-worldly, commercial celebration."
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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Germany
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Posted - 12/18/2006 : 09:52:02 AM
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Originally posted by Pip
"Did I leave anything out??"
FESTIVUS!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus
I'll kick off the Airing of the Grievances!
Pip
Count me in for the feats of strength.
Happy Hanukkah, Season's Greetings, and Frohe Weinachten, everyone!
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!" |
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 12/18/2006 : 10:29:03 AM
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Originally posted by New Hinda
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Originally posted by brandywine
Christmas is silly. Who thinks the real Jesus of Nazareth ever saw snow or a fir tree during his life in the goddamned desert wasteland that is the Land of Milk and Honey?
Evergreen trees, pine, cedar, cypress, grow in Israel. It snows in Jerusalem and on Mount Hermon. The very name "Lebanon" comes from "Levan," "white." Jesus of Nazareth was familiar with evergreens and snow.
Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that the holiday many people are celebrating is really a hijack of pagan solstice festivals designed to steal the thunder from the competition- the tree, the yule references, the time of year... *g*
"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
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brandywine
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2006 : 8:14:51 PM
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I had two "white Christmases" in Wyoming. God they sucked! I'll take a GREEN Christmas in Florida over any other! Christmas SHOULD be green and alive!
Lucky Australians, it's Summer down there.
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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