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Asta Kask
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Sweden
263 Posts |
 Posted - 02/20/2009 : 01:41:06 AM
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Let's play a game. Take two movies and combine their titles via a connecting word. For instance:
Gone With The Wind + The Wind In The Willows =
Gone With The Wind In The Willows, the tale of a mole, a vole and a toad, who try to defend their farms during the American Civil War.
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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
469 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2009 : 02:01:57 AM
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Originally posted by Asta Kask
Gone With The Wind + The Wind In The Willows =
Gone With The Wind In The Willows, the tale of a mole, a vole and a toad, who try to defend their farms during the American Civil War.
There's also a Badger. |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2009 : 05:21:02 AM
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A Clockwork Orange + Soldier of Orange =
A Clockwork Soldier of Orange
The tale of a bowler-hat-wearing gang leader who is caught, sent to jail, then hypnotized into fighting World War II in the Dutch resistance. |
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nshumate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
464 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2009 : 06:08:47 AM
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The Unbearable Lightness of Being There.
A simpleminded gardener (Peter Sellers) sees his torrid love affair (with Juliette Binoche) interrupted by the Soviet invasion and the death of his dog.
Lost Highway in Translation.
A saxophonist imprisoned for the murder of his wife escapes to Japan and doesn't understand anything he sees on TV.
He's Just Not That Into the Woods.
The perils of modern dating among fairytale characters. Award-winning songs!
(I'm resisting hard the urge to steal from a MAD Magazine feature I saw years ago -- Terminator of Endearment, Oh, Godfather!, etc.)
Nathan Shumate
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2009 : 08:11:00 AM
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A Matter Of Time Bandits-- A popular actress recalls working as a chambermaid at a Italian hotel where a group of little people regale her with stories of their travels through time for fun and profit.
South Mansfield Park Four potty mouthed youngsters are sent to a wealthy relative's estate where they search for potential marriage mates and learn Libertarian lessons about life. (Not to be confused with South Gorky Park).
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2009 : 3:42:24 PM
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Niiiice!
THE GOONIES POSIDON ADVENTURE. When kids treasure hunt on a doomed ocean liner.
THE LION KING OF SCOTLAND. Duleing monarcs. One has machine guns.
STAR WARS 6 STAR TREK 6. Its a tie.
THE BEAST OF BROKEBACK HOLLOW MOUNTAIN. Alternate lifestyle dinosaurs.
FIEND WITHOUT A FACE OFF. Evil brains with guns!
ACE VENTURA : WHEN A STRANGER NATURE CALLS. Murder and fart jokes in noir land.
LAMBADA THE FORBIDDEN DANCE PLANET. Robbie learns to jake his thang.
Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"
"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2009 : 7:07:26 PM
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Stand and Deliverance: An idealistic Latin American immigrant teaches advanced calculus to his hillbilly students in hopes of dissuading them from making him squeal like a pig.
The Warriors of the Worlds: Earth is invaded by Martians with the obnoxious habit of shrieking "Come out to PLAY-AY-YEEEE!!!"
National Blue Velvet: A youthful horseback-riding champion is plunged into an underworld of depravity after finding a severed human ear.
Creature from the Blue Lagoon: A young girl and a humanoid fish-monster both come of age while stranded on a remote island.
American Psycho Pie: A teenage boy snaps and becomes a yuppie serial killer after he gets caught molesting a pastry.
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"If you really want to irritate a flaming screaming skull, turn him toward something highly unpleasant, like, say, a Rob Schneider movie. He has no eyelids and no way to turn away. It's fun!"-Michael J. Nelson
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RossM
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
427 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2009 : 7:28:08 PM
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I know that the sequel to The Good German and The Good Shepard is The Good German Shepard. (some jokes just get better with age).
You guys are just far too quick and witty for me. |
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2009 : 11:49:06 PM
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Billy Jack Frost A serial killer is reincarnated as a shoeless serial killer made of snow who's common law wife runs a school for hippies.
Gangs of New York New York Scorsese's musical version of the violent early days of Five Points, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Liza Minnelli as Bill the Butcher
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Cannon Fodder
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Australia
176 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2009 : 12:30:24 AM
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Planes, Trainspotting and Automobiles
Wackiness ensues when a comically mismatched yuppie businessman and a Scottish Heroin addict are stranded and forced to travel home together during thanksgiving whilst trying to score some charlie.
Raiders of Schindler's Lost Ark
Spielberg's masterpiece about a resourceful archeologist who battles Nazis to rescue some Jews from the concentration camps.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
A muscial about a group of fictional victorian era heroes and heroines who team up to woo Marilyn Munroe and Jane Russell.
Slumdog Day Afternoon Millionaire
A young man from the slums of Mumbai tells the story of the events that lead him to his current situation after a failed bank robbery. |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2009 : 04:55:36 AM
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I'm in:
The breakfast fight club
Five high school students, all different stereotypes, meet in detention, where they pour their hearts out to each other, and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought by beating the sh*t of each other, while the schizophrenic school principal sneers gleefully and shouts them nihilist slogans. |
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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Germany
186 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2009 : 06:19:58 AM
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Reds Planet - 3+ hour epic of commies yapping while on their way to Mars.
The Lion in Winter, the Witchblade, & the Wardrobe - Shifting alliances and intrigue among royals takes a turn for the strange when Eleanor of Aquitane finds an ancient weapon of immense power in an old cabinet.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!" |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2009 : 09:24:26 AM
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Oddly enough, at the local mutiplex, they were showing "Mean Girls" and "Driving In Cars" and the marqui showed "Mean Girls Driving In Cars".
But are you ready for:
True Grit Lies: a one-eyed, hard-drinking spy must help a young girl find her father's killer while trying to keep his marrage together.
What's Up, Flying Tiger Lilly?: a war movie staring John Wayne is re-dubbed into Japanese. Hilarity ensues.
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Germany
186 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2009 : 11:40:16 AM
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Fridays the 13th Warrior - Some vikings and their Arab pal smoke lots of pot, hang around the house, and fight off a killer in a hockey mask.
Martin Fink - a playwright/vampire moves to Hollywood, slashes women's wrists to drink their blood, and gets pulled into intrigue involving the man living in the hotel room next to him.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!" |
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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
469 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2009 : 03:30:39 AM
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| DEAD OF NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD IGUANA HUNTER. A disgraced Episcopalian minister leads a group of people to a creepy, isolated Mexican hotel where they relate their supernatural experiences to each other while under siege by a deranged preacher turned iguana hunting zombie. |
Edited by - New Hinda on 02/22/2009 03:44:22 AM |
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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
469 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2009 : 03:35:27 AM
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THE GHOST GOES WEST SIDE STORY. A haunted castle in Scotland is dismantled, stone by stone, and brought to a New York City slum riven by ethnic gang warfare.
STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE UNDER THE ELMS: Blanche and Stanley battle for ownership of a New England farm. |
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