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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Germany
186 Posts |
 Posted - 02/26/2009 : 6:51:57 PM
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Originally posted by BradH812
Pink Floyd: The Wall-E: A troubled, narcissistic rock star has psychedelic visions of a cute little robot taking care of a future planet Earth that is populated only by himself, an intelligent cockroach, a pretty female bot, and an army of marching hammers.
A great one!
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!" |
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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Germany
186 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2009 : 7:09:41 PM
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Inglorious Bastards Out of Carolina - a poor mother and daughter from South Carolina volunteer for a commando mission behind Nazi lines in order to escape an abusive household. Pop culture references verbosely stated in Southern drawls ensue (2009 version only)
Oceans' Twelve Monkeybones - In a future where most of mankind has been wiped out by a virus, Danny Ocean assembles a team of smarmy con men who must use a combination of remarkable timing, unbelievable coincidences, and incredible luck to go back in time and steal an Exit Pass from Death so that they can identify the source of the virus and prevent nightmares.
Little Miss Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - a young girl decides to erase the memories of her attempt to win a beauty pageant.
Vanilla Sky Captain and the Day After Tomorrow - A rich playboy with not a care in the world has his life turned upside down after he crashes his plane when fighting giant robots who were programmed to alter earth's climate with a super storm straight out of Al Gore's wettest dreams.
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!" |
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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Germany
186 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2009 : 7:11:23 PM
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Originally posted by Gristle McThornbody
The Se7en Samurai of Dr. Lao
Damn, that's a good one *g*
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<Bows> Thank you, thank you very much.
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2009 : 7:22:31 PM
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Originally posted by Gristle McThornbody
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Originally posted by BradH812
Pink Floyd: The Wall-E: A troubled, narcissistic rock star has psychedelic visions of a cute little robot taking care of a future planet Earth that is populated only by himself, an intelligent cockroach, a pretty female bot, and an army of marching hammers.
A great one!
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2009 : 8:39:06 PM
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I liked the Pink Floyd/Wall-E one too. In fact, everyone is coming up with awesome ones (Vanilla Sky Captain and the Day After Tomorrow- nice). This thread is more creative than Hollywood has been in 30 years :-P
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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
469 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2009 : 12:32:34 AM
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Originally posted by Sardu
This thread is more creative than Hollywood has been in 30 years :-P
Unfortunately, that's pretty close to true. |
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Asta Kask
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Sweden
263 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2009 : 06:50:07 AM
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Manos: The Hands of a Stranger
Superman IV: The Quest for Fire
- Who is John Galt? - |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2009 : 07:02:27 AM
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FIEND WITHOUT A FACE IN THE CROWD.
PETER PAN THE HITMAN.
PINOCCHIO THE GODFATHER.
SIX DEGREES OF SEXTET SEPERATION.
FANBOYS PUSH THE WRESTLER.
HES JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU SLUMDOG MILLIONARE.
GRAN TURINO THE CAR.
Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"
"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT
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The Rev. D.D.
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2009 : 10:05:21 AM
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Chocolate Powder: An autistic, bald albino with mysterious powers and a love of cacao learns the secrets of the martial arts so that he may raise the money for his mother's chemotherapy by extorting those who mocked him.
Godzilla Told Me To: A police detective tries to discover the truth behind a rash of brutal crimes, each of which culminates in the culprit claiming a giant radioactive dinosaur commanded them to do so.
Passion in the Midnight Sun: A Swedish stripper is kidnapped by aliens, but manages to escape. The aliens send their pet gimp, as well as a large yeti, to retrieve her, leading to an extended chase sequence over the tundra where the woman continually stops fleeing to skinny-dip and sunbathe in the nude.
God-beast of Indian Yucca Flats: Tor Johnson is exposed to radiation while visiting a sheep ranch, turning into a hideous monster that ambles around terrorizing people and molesting dead women while cowboys try to catch it with lassos and Coleman Francis hunts it from his light aircraft.
The Beyond Rangoon: A woman trying to pick up the pieces of her life after her husband is murdered by a bloodthirsty mob for his supposedly Satanic paintings travels to Burma, where she is caught up simultaneously in an uprising against the brutal dictatorship that runs the country and a battle against the forces of Hell itself as a gateway to the Underworld opens and the dead start to walk and kill.
Jack Frost: A boy is so distraught over his father's death that he tosses a bunch of logs high into the air. The boy's fervent wish brings his dead father back to life as a magical snowman that proceeds to kill everyone in town. Meanwhile, a wacky old man with a toadstool on his head turns the boy into an anthropomorphic bear, but later forgives him and gives him a hot little Finnish chick as his girlfriend. Eventually the clubs come back down, bonking the heads of the opposing hockey team, allowing the boy to win the big game just before he lures his rampaging snow-father into a pickup truck bed filled with antifreeze.
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2009 : 03:01:52 AM
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"Godzilla Told Me To" - that actually made me laugh out loud. Good one,The Rev. D.D.
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
http://www.henrybrennan.com/
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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
469 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2009 : 03:05:00 AM
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RING OF BRIGHT WATERWORLD: In a post apocalyptic society, London civil servant Kevin Costner retires to the Scottish highlands with his pet otter.
LONG DAY'S JOURNEY INTO NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD: Eugene O'Neill, his father, and his brother struggle to cope with a morphine addicted wife and mother inside the house and flesh eating zombies without.
HANNAH AND HER THREE SISTERS: Woody Allen angst in rural Tsarist Russia.
This is connecting PLAY titles, rather than MOVIE titles, but I felt it was too good to pass up: Waiting for Lefty Godot - Theatre of the absurd at a stormy, Depression Era union meeting. |
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The Rev. D.D.
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2009 : 8:50:43 PM
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It occurs to me now that I should've made that "Mr. Jack Frost" and added stuff about a psychologist and her star patient, who claims to be the devil. Just to stretch that mess out even further...
Thank you hbrennan. That and The Beyond Rangoon were my favorites. I liked Along Came a Spider Baby, by the by.
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2009 : 01:34:38 AM
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Thanks, The Rev. D.D.
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
http://www.henrybrennan.com/
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nshumate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
464 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2009 : 07:27:54 AM
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Death Wishmaster -- When his wife is murdered by street punks, an architect summons a bloodthirsty genie to take revenge.
Night of the Creepshow -- George Romero and Stephen King collaborate on an anthology of horror tales set in a sorority house.
Alex Rider: The Perfect Stormbreaker -- A teenage MI6 recruit fights international terrorists during a hurricane in the Atlantic.
The Young Guns of Navarone -- A group of former outlaws is sent on a mission to occupy a German gun emplacement.
How Stella Got Her Groove Back to the Future -- A single female stockbroker in her forties travels back in time to 1955 to have a steamy romance with the father of Michael J. Fox.
Red Dawn of the Dead -- A group of patriotic teenagers are all that stand between America and an invasion by Russian zombies.
The Dirty Dancing Dozen -- Condemned soldiers are sent on a suicide mission behind enemy lines, disguised as dinner show entertainers.
Home Sweet Home Alabama -- An escaped serial killer invades a rural Thanksgiving gathering just as Reese Witherspoon arrives home from New York City to settle some "loose ends."
Nathan Shumate
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2009 : 12:01:38 PM
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The Young Guns of Navarone -- A group of former outlaws is sent on a mission to occupy a German gun emplacement.
Red Dawn of the Dead -- A group of patriotic teenagers are all that stand between America and an invasion by Russian zombies.
I'd be buying tickets in advance for these ones. Good work, Nathan. |
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