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Ubiq
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
347 Posts |
 Posted - 02/14/2005 : 1:36:25 PM
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Judging by Hollywood, the best way to screw up a film is to have as many writers use as many cliches as possible. So let's just contribute a line each and see what we come up with. I'll start us off.
In a dark inner-city during the near future, a edgy cop who breaks all of the rules...
BM: I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve my problems with violence. |
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The Drunken Republican
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
73 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 2:23:20 PM
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...teams up with an older by-the-book cop of contrasting race and/or gender who is a month from retirement...
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http://drunkengop.blogspot.com/ |
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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 2:51:16 PM
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| ... To uncover corruption that reaches all the way to the top ... |
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hentai_wolf
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
139 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 3:24:24 PM
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Paul LoJ
Supreme Potentate
USA
420 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 3:35:10 PM
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...and witness the unnecessarily tortuous death of the first girl he'd let himself love in 10 years...
"...You know perfectly well what is the matter with you. You have known it for years, though you have fought against the knowledge. You are mentally deranged." |
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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 3:46:57 PM
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| ... causing him to set out in a bloody crusade for vengeance. Armed with a death-dealing customized (insert name of exceptionally large handweapon here)... |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 4:09:50 PM
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...bought from a slightly insane veteran with a huge and illegal arsenal of the latest military weapons and explosives...
"That's right! I lost this young life once, but thanks to the afro, I'm all better!"-Sandora |
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Ken HPoJ
Supreme Potentate
USA
1530 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 4:17:24 PM
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...he realizes that much more than his own survival is on the line when he learns that agents of a secret black ops government agency run amok plan to...
PEGGY: I don't see how having a girl on the team would ruin it. Did a woman judge ruin the Supreme Court?
HANK: Yes, and that woman's name was Earl Warren.
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Dirk
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
237 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 4:26:47 PM
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| ... carry out a series of unholy genetic experients in the hopes of creating a new super race of... |
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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 4:27:37 PM
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| ... genetically modified killer Siamese kittens, programmed to assassinate reform-minded world leaders (who just won't be able to resist picking up and cuddling the vicious little dears)... |
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Ubiq
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
347 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 4:28:13 PM
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their plans to sell the newest government secret weapon to the tyrannical dictatorship of...
BM: I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve my problems with violence. |
Edited by - Ubiq on 02/14/2005 4:29:47 PM |
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Ken HPoJ
Supreme Potentate
USA
1530 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 4:32:03 PM
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[Hmm, this should probably go directly before the post immediately above it]
...and especially the first woman Presidental candidate (Whoopi Goldberg), whose reform agenda inadvertently threatens to expose...
PEGGY: I don't see how having a girl on the team would ruin it. Did a woman judge ruin the Supreme Court?
HANK: Yes, and that woman's name was Earl Warren.
--King of the Hill |
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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 4:56:15 PM
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(That's ok, now we're starting to sound like a REAL movie-by-committee - the thoughts are out of order, and don't add up. Anyway, to sum up - knock off Whoopi with the GM kitties, and sell arms to tyrannical dictatorship of...)
... a country run by a man who has plans for ultimate world domination, upon which he will open the legendary portal to.... |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 4:59:29 PM
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...a distopian far future, where the fate of the universe rest on the chosen one...
"That's right! I lost this young life once, but thanks to the afro, I'm all better!"-Sandora |
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 5:58:49 PM
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...who is an orphan that lives in a primitive but peaceful village that is destroyed by...
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"A superior intelligence has come from Venus - in my satellite! - established residency, turned off the world's power, and is about to take over the world's population! Why aren't you fighting it?"
"Because... this superior intelligence happens to be a personal friend of mine!" |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2005 : 6:02:00 PM
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A marauding band of stone cold killers , lead by...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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