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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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 Posted - 06/23/2005 : 5:03:13 PM
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Who, after getting drunk of Fosters, (Austrailian for Technocolour yawn), stagger about the landscape , and painting the kangaroos with used beer, as bruce sings the haunting refrain....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 6:18:32 PM
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..."Them belly full, but we hungry." while taking a cue from Bob Marley (and Steven Seagal). However, it was no surprise when...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
http://henrybrennan.blogspot.com/ |
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ELOrocks17
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
131 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 6:30:50 PM
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| "They could not figure out why Joan Crawford hated wire hangers so much. So instead, they.... |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 06:44:27 AM
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Edited by - Hinda on 06/27/2005 06:46:10 AM |
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sabel4th
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
50 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 08:43:02 AM
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"Will you become a model rocket named Smith who fights crime with pencil sharpeners?"
I do not belive in wasting space with a useless signature |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 10:54:08 AM
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| She says "No, but I know a man, with a wooden leg, named Smith." They ask "What's the name of his other leg?" |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 1:25:07 PM
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She answers, "Lamb. The other leg's name is Lamb."
And at this point, the Lame Pun Police comes in and.... |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 5:40:59 PM
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arrest Brad Hampton, forcing him to disclose some seriously incriminating evidence on a least a dozen Jabootuites. Banning together as a group, they approach a down and out former "star" for help...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
http://henrybrennan.blogspot.com/ |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 6:05:19 PM
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....Klinton Spilsbur-- No, already used him. (pause)
Tom Laugli-- Damn. (long pause)
Eva Vanderg-- Nope, not a down and out former star....
All the while, Brad's languishing in prison. Instead of incriminating evidence, he started singing songs from 42nd Street, adding parody lyrics. "I know a bundle of profanity..."
Back to our fellow Jabootuites, they turn to, um, uh....
Joel Schumach-- Damn! (By the way, Christopher Nolan has his face back on, and he's back to work making GOOD Batman movies.) Let's see....
Steven Sea-- #(&&%*^&($!!!!!
(long pause while I find someone we haven't used yet.....)
Got it.
SAM JONES!!! Flash Gordon himself!! Who is Sam Jones playing today? The Cop On The Edge, of course!
Meanwhile, Brad's ploy has worked: his singing has the prison guards screaming, blood draining out of their ears, and he makes his escape, assisted by.... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 9:42:15 PM
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....The Mysterious Lady In Red. Who turns out to be none other than....
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2005 : 3:02:23 PM
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Chrisiana Amanpour, the TV news babe.Part of the secret CNN attempt to control the world by....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2005 : 7:11:57 PM
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2005 : 8:39:16 PM
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...bombarding the world with Queen's immortal Flash Gordon theme song, which causes...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2005 : 8:50:05 PM
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... a rift in the space\time continuum. Emerging from a forgotten corner of the early 80's like a hellish Lovecraftian abomination...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
http://henrybrennan.blogspot.com/ |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2005 : 01:53:42 AM
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