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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
 Posted - 06/19/2005 : 06:52:03 AM
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| who then digs HIS way to Nashville to take part in an Elvis Impersonation Contest. Bugs Bunny, the Lone Ranger, and Tonto come with him to be his backup band... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2005 : 11:48:04 AM
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| ...in the hopes of driving away the audience with their singing. This actually works (imagine Bugs, Ranger, and Tonto trying to sing "Love Me Tender" [shudder]), and Chairman Mao is so teed off he tries to get revenge on our heroes.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2005 : 1:19:10 PM
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...by giving Joel Schumacher and Christopher Nolan the "Face/Off" treatment, thus enabling Schumacher to finally make the Batman movie he always REALLY wanted to make, in which...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2005 : 2:06:35 PM
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| ....Batman and Robin, uh, don't ask don't tell (all to disco lighting and weird camera angles). Seeing what Schumacher is trying to do, Bugs, Ranger, and Tonto come up with a plan.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2005 : 7:08:40 PM
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...in which they use Bette Midler tickets to lure Schumacher into a booby trap designed by the Ewoks, who in return ask for...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2005 : 06:56:19 AM
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| the Gutenberg Bible from the Library of Congress.... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2005 : 10:59:53 AM
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Where in, hidden in the index, is a secret know only to a few, select members of the secret cabal known as....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2005 : 2:21:09 PM
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2005 : 7:53:51 PM
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| ...is a secret treasure map, which begins under a restaurant in Oregon.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2005 : 8:13:13 PM
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...and leads to the disturbing true reason why that scene with the octopus was cut. It seems that in Japan...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 12:57:24 AM
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| a sinister cult of Samurai are planning to restore the Emperor to his god-status, re-conquer the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere, and defeat the United States. Bugs, the Lone Ranger, Tonto, the Cop-on-the-Eedge and those Siamese kittens (remember them?) are determined to defeat them... |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 3:29:40 PM
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| ... with a scheme that involves, two men walking across the street carrying a pane of glass, several fruit carts, someone on a ladder hanging a sign, and a strategically-placed skateboard to ... |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 6:03:25 PM
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...lure an unsuspecting Jackie Chan who, after a bitter argument with Tony Jaa ("Ong Bak" -who alluded to Jackie's age)is out to prove he's still "the man". While attempting to make it across the street, he encounters...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 8:35:53 PM
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...the ghost of Bruce Lee, who's determined to make a comeback by any means necessary...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 9:47:03 PM
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...via his army of Burce (all of the guys who had their name changed to "Burce Li" or similar following the death of the master, plus the philosophy department of the University of Wallamaloo and Bruce Campbell)...
"Down in the Delta, they say I was a fool for making that deal with the devil, they say I’ve got the hellhounds on my tail. But they also say this: there’s not a bluesman alive who can play the entire first part of Smoke on the Water like Hellbound Dave.
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