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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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 Posted - 06/11/2005 : 11:17:34 PM
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"Did you see a bandit go by here?"
Bugs (you didn't think they ATE him, did you?) adds, "A short red-haired two-fisted bandit?"
Spilsbury looks up, taking a LONG time to recognize the guy he once played and says, "That crazy Vandergeld woman? She's in West Virginia." <waving to Pip>
Bugs rolls his eyes, and says, "No, not her!" He then reveals the short red-head bandit they're looking for, and it's none other than.... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 09:50:51 AM
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...Per Degaton! A time-travleing villian from DC Comics' golden age! Spilsbury looks confused and Buggs checks the script.
"Oops," The rabbit says. "I ment...."
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 09:32:52 AM
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| Nancy Walker. Rosie's Diner is actually a hideout for Martians, who plan to... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 09:37:45 AM
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Take over the world with liveing underwear! Once put on, they rule the naughty bits!
The head Martian says "Nak..Nak Nak..Kan,Nak Nak!" ( Translation : We will have the world by the balls! Starting with Tom Cruise!) The Martians bring out a test pair of skivvies for Bugs to try on, when suddenly...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 11:21:13 AM
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... Marvin the Martian runs up, screaming "These are not REAL Martians! They're imposters! Their heads do NOT look like cannonballs with eyes!".
Turns out that the duplicitious underwear-bearing Martians are not actually space invaders at all - they come from... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 9:03:36 PM
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...New Carrollton, Maryland, the source of all boredom in the universe. Their evil plan is to bore the entire human race to death with the assistance of...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 05:22:08 AM
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 10:58:05 AM
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And old 50s educational shorts...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2005 : 04:59:08 AM
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| The '50s educational shorts are to get people to laugh themselves to death, in case the Luis Bunuel films don't bore them to death. |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2005 : 1:56:03 PM
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| ....but hidden in the '50s educational shorts is a dastardly subliminal message which says.... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2005 : 2:08:16 PM
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"Soylent green"is frogs!
However,as this impacts no one except Michigan J. Frog ( Who, at this time, is sucking down grasshopprs...the drink, not the bug...in Aruba ), everyone gives a puzzeled look at Charlton Heston.
This causes the whole crowd assembled to....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
Edited by - Flangepart on 06/17/2005 2:09:19 PM |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2005 : 8:44:07 PM
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...listen intently as he insists that we all arm ourselves to prevent a takeover by those DAMN DIRTY APES! Millions of people heed his advice, but the apes still have an ace up their sleeves...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Kooshmeister
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
104 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2005 : 9:59:40 PM
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| ...Torgon! The Killer Mutant Blob of Banana Nut Pancake Batter Thing, who then turns on his creators, ending the ape threat forever, but now he's coming after our heroes for dessert. To escape, they... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2005 : 11:47:56 PM
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| ...set up a giant oven, which the mutant Banana Nut Batter Blob will be too scared to go near. Bugs, Ranger, and Tonto (those WERE our heroes for the moment, right?) beat feet, then decide to tunnel underground. Unfortunately they are joined by... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2005 : 12:08:55 AM
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...a bunch of people trying to dig their way to China, which angers the reanimated corpse of Chairman Mao...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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