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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
 Posted - 05/27/2005 : 2:54:56 PM
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...Clubber Lang and Ivan Drago are sent to "collect", which has the unexpected consequence of...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Kooshmeister
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
104 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2005 : 2:56:46 PM
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| ...them falling into some quicksand on the way to Randor's castle, and then... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2005 : 8:23:42 PM
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...being swallowed by the Sarlacc, but they survive on a technicality because fanboys willed for Boba Fett to survive that same fate...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 01:16:30 AM
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| ....but the acid in the Sarlacc's stomach has melted them and they have melded together into one person: Clubber Drago! CD's first act upon escaping the Sarlacc is to.... |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 02:07:07 AM
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...go home for a quick shower and change his clothes. His next stop, the Korova Milk Bar for a bit of the old Moloko...
"Down in the Delta, they say I was a fool for making that deal with the devil, they say I’ve got the hellhounds on my tail. But they also say this: there’s not a bluesman alive who can play the entire first part of Smoke on the Water like Hellbound Dave.
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 5:12:46 PM
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| ...then it's over to Rocky Balboa's place, to put some of the old ultra-violence on Yo-Adrian Man himself. (Hey, he won't be able to take on Mr. T AND Dolph Lundgren combined!) Upon arriving at Rock's place, he first has to contend with.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 8:20:19 PM
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...Mike Tyson, who has a bad case of the shakes because he hasn't bitten anyone's ear off for a while...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2005 : 05:39:31 AM
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| But he's trained that rattlesnake, from STANLEY, to bite people's noses off... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 11:14:07 AM
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Unfortunatly for him, the other side has hired the Evil brother ( Played by Lee Marvin in Cat Baloo ), who haveing no nose, renders the snake harmless. As the evil Noseless gunslinger draws his pistols....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 12:29:40 PM
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........Buggs Bunny draws HIS pistols faster, useing fine airbrushes and carefully selected paints. Strawn, angered by this old and very obvious joke, punches Buggs in the nose. (Because he's jealous of people [and toons] who have noses, you see)....
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 4:01:10 PM
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...knocking Bugs flying. Bugs then gets a serious look on his face and says, "Of course you realize this means war!"...
"Down in the Delta, they say I was a fool for making that deal with the devil, they say I’ve got the hellhounds on my tail. But they also say this: there’s not a bluesman alive who can play the entire first part of Smoke on the Water like Hellbound Dave.
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2005 : 01:08:12 AM
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| Bugs then formally declares war, calling in his staunch allies.... |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2005 : 04:21:04 AM
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| the Lone Ranger and Tonto. When they see how quickly Bugs can draw his pistols, they take him with them to the town of... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 7:47:37 PM
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| ....Nasty Pass for a rabbit dinner. Eating thier fill, the duo then set out to.... |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 8:28:54 PM
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| ... find out whatever happened to Klinton Spillsbury. After several false leads fail to pan out, they track him down in an insolated canyon in the Badlands, and ask him... |
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