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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
 Posted - 07/05/2005 : 8:03:50 PM
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... as opposed to taking the rap for letting them escape 50 trillion times. But no matter, the "deadwood" is never truly dead, since Lex Luthor (much to his chagrin) is forced to save them by...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2005 : 10:56:04 AM
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| disguising them as nuns and hiding them in a Carmelite convent in Alaska... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2005 : 11:37:19 AM
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| ...and making sure their head coverings are wing-shaped like they did with Sally Field so they can fly outta there to freedom.... |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2005 : 2:29:31 PM
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But a sudden change in the wind forces them to land in the most unlikely place possible.
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
http://henrybrennan.blogspot.com/ |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2005 : 07:09:47 AM
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| Guantanamo Bay, where they are mistaken for Arabs and forced to listen to rock Music and wear Israeli flags... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2005 : 4:29:37 PM
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.....but when the Marines discover their error, they recrute the LOD as interigators, because there is nothing more intimidateing than a eight-foot tall, 450 pound zombie screaming "You tell what Solomon Grundy want to know or Solomon Grundy SMASH!" in a cheezy Louisianna accent. Angered by this set-back, the Cop On Edge......
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2005 : 8:05:42 PM
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...plans to recruit the Superfriends. Bugs holds him back ("Wait a minute, doc!"); as a cartoon character, he's got the inside dope, and he knows the Superfriends are, well, almost as stupid as the LOD.
Cop On Edge realizes that even Cops on Edge can't always be right, so he proposes Plan B to Ranger, Tonto, and Bugs. Plan B, naturally, is... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2005 : 8:19:16 PM
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...sending the Hulk to Gitmo, where he will mercilessly attack Grundy for ripping off his whole schtick...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
254 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2005 : 8:54:31 PM
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| ...and is tortured mercilessly by being forced to watch Freddy Got Fingered on an endless loop...causing him to... |
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Smitty
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
67 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2005 : 10:46:59 PM
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...bleed from the anus...
-cs™
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2005 : 12:01:42 AM
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(Um, which was has the really really bad hemmorhoid? Hulk or Solomon? I'll assume it's Solly.)
Grundy leaves Gitmo to search for some Preparation-H (or someone to sue because the lack of Prep-H for Zombies violated his const-- never mind, I ain't goin' there).
Bugs has to congratulate Cop On Edge. "Bea-u-ti-ful, Doc, big, mean, and smart...for a giant green guy who don't control his anger too well. Sadistic, too." (Forcing someone to watch Freddy Got Fingered over and over again? What would YOU call it?)
The new team is called the Super Duper Friends...for about five seconds. They drop the title.
Bugs, Lone Ranger, Tonto, Cop On Edge, and Hulk now beat feet to the plantation in Brazil to rescue the enslaved leg-warmer-wearing valley girls (remember them?) Ranger and Tonto are the shooters, Hulk is the muscle, Cop on Edge is the leader, and Bugs is the brains. Their plan is.... |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2005 : 03:05:32 AM
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...thwarted by a group of cute anime android catgirls...
"Down in the Delta, they say I was a fool for making that deal with the devil, they say I’ve got the hellhounds on my tail. But they also say this: there’s not a bluesman alive who can play the entire first part of Smoke on the Water like Hellbound Dave.
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2005 : 08:16:37 AM
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| who lure them to a bar, where they are all cleaned out by card shark Pepe LaPew... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2005 : 1:54:34 PM
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| ...whom Bugs challenges to a one-on-one game of.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2005 : 2:01:44 PM
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...strip poker, thus enraging a large contingent of anime fanboys who would of course have preferred to see the android catgirls play a game requiring the removal of clothing...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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