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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
 Posted - 07/13/2005 : 09:45:10 AM
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Which causes the fanboys ( or Otaku ) to retire to their dark, dvd and vhs filled lair, to summon the mystic spirit of Jabootu, in hopes hes/she/it/they may open aportal to the land on nude horney anime chick with inflatable breast.
However the incantation goes wrong, and they summon the High Priest of Jabootu, Ken Begg, who was at G-fest at the time, and is very peeved ,as he was just about to buy an autographed copy of Godzilla ( With Raymond Burr's sig. ), and he says to the assembled fanboys....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 7:07:37 PM
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..."Is this the best you can do on a Saturday night?" With their heads hung low, their spirits were suddenly lifted when..
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
http://henrybrennan.blogspot.com/ |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 7:20:32 PM
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| ...Bugs shows up in drag (these fanboys ain't too bright). While the twansvetite wabbit distwacts the fanboys, Cop-On-Edge signals Hulk, Tonto, and Ranger to sneak away. He asks Ken if he'd like to join them. Ken answers.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 8:10:46 PM
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..."Alas, I cannot join your quest. I have received troubling news that there exists yet another Billy Jack film, one that was never released because anyone who gazes upon it will..."...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 11:38:29 PM
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"...take THIS foot and whomp Tom Laughlin on THAT side of his head. And there isn't a damn thing Tom Laughlin can do about it. I got some whompin' to do, and you've pulled me into this story twice now." With that, Ken heads back to G-Fest, leaving Cop on Edge to marshal his team together and....
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2005 : 07:02:49 AM
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| head for the Brazilian plantation to rescue the Valley Girls. They arrive, find it fenced in with electrified barbed wire and guarded round the clock by those genetically altered Siamese kittens. They decide to divert the kittens with a capybara... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2005 : 9:14:08 PM
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...that is cute enough to spawn a global merchandise empire that would dethrone Hello Kitty, thus spurring the kittens to...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 04:26:29 AM
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| enlist in the Marines and be sent to Iraq, where they give all the susceptible soldiers asthma, leading to a whole lot of medical discharges... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 2:21:03 PM
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...thus leaving Iraq ripe for conquest by Billy Jack, who then takes his "Freedom School" experiment to an insane new level by...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 6:40:09 PM
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| ....buying all the enslaved valley girls and bringing them in as linguistics professors (think about it). Our Heroes roll their eyes and truck off to Iraq, where they are met by.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 8:38:03 PM
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...a legion of terrorists militants shouting "Like, death to totally grody America! To the max!" and armed with one of the most horrific weapons imaginable: the director's cut of...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 9:27:08 PM
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....The Trial of Bi
....On Deadly Gr
....Battlefield Ear
....Natural Born Ki
<long pause>
Freddy Got Fingered! Four, count 'em FOUR hours of Tom Green goodness! Our heroes recoil in horror, knowing this will be enough to pulp their brain. But they are saved by the fortuitous (and not at all contrived) arrival of... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 3:01:27 PM
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Dr. Clayton Forrester and T.V.'s Frank!
Dr. F wants to use FREDDY GOT FINGERED to torment his captives on the S.O.L., but as they make a move for the projecter, Frank, as useual, screws up.
Falling on the projector, he gets impaled in the sprokets, and in a very girlie voice, screams....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 3:34:36 PM
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"The money is hidden in the....agggghhh."
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 6:21:19 PM
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| ....Dr. Forrester says, "A-HA!!!" and goes straight to the agggghhh, looks in, and pulls out a big wad of cash. Before the reader can ask "What is an agggghhh, anyway??" Dr. Forrester and his money are on the run from.... |
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