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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
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 Posted - 07/19/2005 : 9:49:16 PM
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..."The Monkees"! About the only sorry item from the 60's that hasn't been subject to an embarrasing remake. Staring all the original members, except Mike Nesmith who, along with Eve Plumb, managed to maintain their dignity by ...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 09:38:11 AM
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Becoming mascots for a major league soccor team, the Explosive Manic depressives from upper Alberta, Canada.
The team is lead by....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 7:13:37 PM
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| ....Alanis Morrissette (in her You Oughta Know days), who is itching to take on her number one soccer rival.... |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 7:42:31 PM
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...Joni Mitchell (from her "everything she ever did" days). Hearing that such an all-star line up of music was coming together, we see a sinister figure plotting a grisly sabotage...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 8:25:31 PM
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...Ol' Dirty Bastard, who faked his death in order to set the stage for a really uh, "spectacular" comeback. The first phase of ODB's plan involves stealing the Matrix...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2005 : 09:33:16 AM
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From is current possessor, the butt ugly Martians, who resent being called "Butt UglY", and are planning to use it, to force people to call them "Liver ugly".
The Martians are busily programming the Matrix, when The dukes of Hazzard, looking for parts for thier still, burst in and say....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2005 : 09:44:19 AM
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2005 : 09:54:12 AM
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This confuses the martians, who, concitering rednecks mythical beasts, and who are big Tom Cruise fans, turn to the dukes and say....
"Reality is arguable...lunch time is not." H. Flangepart.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2005 : 9:32:14 PM
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..."Do you two realize that Scientology is the one true faith? REPENT OR PERISH!!!" The Dukes angrily react to this by...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2005 : 9:45:18 PM
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| ....throwing every copy of Dianetics ever published into the crater of Olympus Mons. The Martians, impressed by the Dukes' decision to give that damn thing a VERY fitting end, pledge their loyalty. The Dukes and the Martians then.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2005 : 9:57:03 PM
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...set out to avenge the Confederacy's humiliating defeat...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2005 : 12:25:59 PM
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By rounding up every person ever mentioned in this undead topic...even the edgy cop with a chip on his sholder...and storm the northern states, putting mint julips in every water cooler, pork fried peanut butter fried banana sandwiches on every resteraunt menu,and pictures of General Stonewall jackson on every gay bar in Newark New Jersey, which leads to.....
"Reality is arguable...lunch time is not." H. Flangepart.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2005 : 2:47:32 PM
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...gay New Jerseyans coming up with an um, "colorful" theory as to just how he earned the nickname "Stonewall"...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2005 : 11:36:23 PM
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| ... then, as the plot takes a serious turn, the cop-on-the-edge decides to clean up Newark's waterfront corruption by... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 12:46:56 AM
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| ....providing famine relief, backed up by Ranger, Tonto, Bugs, Hulk, and the leg-warmer-wearing valley girls. This famine relief hits a slight bump in the road when.... |
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