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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
 Posted - 07/25/2005 : 09:14:55 AM
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| ... the EEEEEVIL capitalist who has a mortgage on the theatre where the benefit will be performed pulls out a contract and claims all the proceeds. However, help arrives when ... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 11:37:12 AM
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Bill Gates arrives, with a 20 million dollar check in hand.
He also has a free computer to give all the heros.
Little do they know, Gate's has placed a "Special" program in the computers, and when the computers are activated, they will....
"Reality is arguable...lunch time is not." H. Flangepart.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 7:09:29 PM
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....turn all functioning computers into DOS machines ERROR ERROR BREAK BREAK
10 REM GET RID OF OLD STYLE PROGRAMMING
20 PRINT "LEMME SEE IF I CAN GIVE THIS THING A HEADACHE HERE BY GETTING IT TO FIND THE EXACT VALUE OF PI..."
30 LET A = CALC IF CALC = XCT VAL PI
40 GOTO 30
RUN
3.14159265359 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Okay, now that our heroes have thwarted Gates with a little old-school programming (which would fit right into any Hollywood spy thriller), they give the 20 million over to the needy -- minus their own million-dollar salaries, of course -- and proceed to their next adventure.... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 9:01:38 PM
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......searching for that legendary person who put the "Bop" in the "Bop-shoo-bop" and who put the "Ram" in......
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 8:31:48 PM
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| ... a shipment of handmade woolen sweaters imported direct from the Shetlands that were hijacked as part of a bizarre plot to... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 9:30:45 PM
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| ....cover the North Pole in sweaters. Global warming, ya know. The plot is the ee-vil scheme of.... |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2005 : 05:50:50 AM
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| PETA, who want the Shetland Islanders to stop exploiting sheep.... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2005 : 10:54:38 AM
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by at least useing condoms!
The cruel mutton loveing trolls from below the bridge are behind this mad sceme, and with the smell of lanolin drifting up from their caves, the trolls come forth to....
"Reality is arguable...lunch time is not." H. Flangepart.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2005 : 3:43:19 PM
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...offer inane commentary that seems to mostly be made up of angry poorly spelled insults without capitalization, punctuation, or grammer...
"Down in the Delta, they say I was a fool for making that deal with the devil, they say I’ve got the hellhounds on my tail. But they also say this: there’s not a bluesman alive who can play the entire first part of Smoke on the Water like Hellbound Dave.
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2005 : 8:08:30 PM
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...and worse yet, to inject angry yet unsolicited political remarks into perfectly civil threads about completely apolitical topics...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2005 : 10:03:44 PM
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....and Our Heroes look at it, look at the fact that no one's added to the story in a week now, and decide not to go there. Hulk puts on his smoking jacket and his reading glasses, takes his pipe and his cup of Earl Grey, and addresses Ranger, Tonto, COE, and Bugs:
"Very well, my fine fellows, now we must remember our mission, and we must not lose sight of those we need to SMASH!!!! HULK WANT TO SMASH!!!"
The others remember who it is they need to smash.... |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2005 : 10:23:04 PM
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...Michael Moore! The ever popular target of many a chatroom. Sensing a potential controversy, he decides that after the sleazy HMO gig, his next target will be...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2005 : 11:11:28 PM
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...cats...
"Down in the Delta, they say I was a fool for making that deal with the devil, they say I’ve got the hellhounds on my tail. But they also say this: there’s not a bluesman alive who can play the entire first part of Smoke on the Water like Hellbound Dave.
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/06/2005 : 12:22:20 AM
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...which arouses the anger of the supremely powerful Hello Kitty, who sends a vast army of Japanese schoolgirls to "neutralize" Moore, but then they face the unexpected obstacle of...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
254 Posts |
Posted - 08/06/2005 : 01:03:21 AM
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| ....Quentin Tarantino's Massive Ego since he intends to rip their movies off in his latest film that will be.... |
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