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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
 Posted - 08/06/2005 : 03:20:00 AM
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...a heart warming shojo(girl's) romantic comedy with bishounen (cute) guys, magical girls, and cute animal sidekicks...
"Down in the Delta, they say I was a fool for making that deal with the devil, they say I’ve got the hellhounds on my tail. But they also say this: there’s not a bluesman alive who can play the entire first part of Smoke on the Water like Hellbound Dave.
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 08/06/2005 : 10:22:48 AM
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| ...each armed with Uzi submachine guns and surf guitar backup music (and a bucket 'o blood each for when things get wild)... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/06/2005 : 7:30:41 PM
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...Said surf music attracts the attention of Ridgement High student Jeff Spicoli, with his teacher Mr. Hand following close behind...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 08/06/2005 : 10:27:14 PM
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| ...still eating the pizza he commandeered from Spicoli in the classroom, not knowing the pizza has a special ingredient... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2005 : 12:11:08 AM
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...the Spice of Arrakis, which causes Hand to mutate into a second-stage Guild Navigator...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2005 : 04:14:05 AM
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| who gets the hots for the Japanese schoolgirls, who are attending a lesbian slumber party with the leg warmer clad valley girls and playing with Hello Kitty... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2005 : 2:27:25 PM
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...and mistake the mutated Hand for a tentacled demon who's come to um, "violate" them, so they lash out with the absolute deadliest weapon at their disposal...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2005 : 03:57:16 AM
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| a six foot long balloon that was a decoration for the slumber party... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2005 : 3:54:35 PM
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But imagine their surprise when they learn that the hand had come to their house to upgrade the cable so the girls can get the "Jabootu Channel"! This is very important because of a special broadcast.....
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2005 : 6:28:44 PM
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...of The Trial of Billy Jack
Freddy Got Fingered
From Justin to Kelly
[long pause while I think of.... got it]
....of The Harrad Experiment: The Director's Cut is playing, in the hopes of freeing up their buttoned-down stuffy lesbian-slumber-partyin' minds. Schoolgirls and valley girls look at the TV, look at each other, and.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2005 : 8:01:18 PM
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...say "Good GOD, are hippies ever lame!" They then decided to embark on a worldwide hippie-killing spree...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2005 : 10:31:45 AM
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| by poisoning the potato chips the hippies all eat when they're munched out... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2005 : 2:06:38 PM
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...with Olestra(TM), which of courses give all the hippies fatal cases of explosive diarrhea- all except one, that is...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2005 : 03:02:28 AM
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| Spuds McKenzie, who has opened up a bull terrier breeding kennel and has been holding pot parties there... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2005 : 2:11:32 PM
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...alongside his close friend Joe Camel...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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