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Freschel
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
150 Posts |
 Posted - 02/16/2005 : 9:41:47 PM
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| The chosen one. Remember him? Any way it seens like the chosen one was cursed to be a mascot forever and was sold for a carton of cigarettes and a bowl of rice. Only thing to break the curse is a... |
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2005 : 11:34:53 PM
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...a kiss from his true love, a spunky and headstrong princess who...
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"A superior intelligence has come from Venus - in my satellite! - established residency, turned off the world's power, and is about to take over the world's population! Why aren't you fighting it?"
"Because... this superior intelligence happens to be a personal friend of mine!" |
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Ubiq
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
347 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 02:11:05 AM
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Has been kidnapped by the servants of a dark being who intends to sacrifice her because that will...
BM: I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve my problems with violence. |
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Meagen
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
Poland
93 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 08:37:19 AM
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| ...prevent the dark being from being destroyed by her firstborn son, which was prophesized... |
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 2:49:39 PM
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...to engage in a romantic montage set to a trendy pop song with...
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"A superior intelligence has come from Venus - in my satellite! - established residency, turned off the world's power, and is about to take over the world's population! Why aren't you fighting it?"
"Because... this superior intelligence happens to be a personal friend of mine!" |
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Meagen
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
Poland
93 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 3:41:44 PM
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(Um... "which" shows that what was prophesized was the whole "son killing bad guy" thing. Not the son himself. That would be ", who was prophesized".
Also, a prophecy of a romantic montage is a bit too new and interesting. Suggest "...by a wise old sage. The son engages in a romantic montage set to a trendy pop song with...") |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 5:52:38 PM
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Liza Minelli fronting a band of minstrils, who are lead by....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Ubiq
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
347 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 10:30:46 PM
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a roguish ne'er-do-well forced into hiding when he was falsely accused of the crime of...
BM: I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve my problems with violence. |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 06:59:33 AM
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...hacking into the IRS computers to steal money for...
"That's right! I lost this young life once, but thanks to the afro, I'm all better!"-Sandora |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 3:16:12 PM
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Viagra to dispence to homeless...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Civanfan
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
86 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 4:29:12 PM
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...in order to create an army of wacky comedy relief sex-addicts, one of whom...
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"Oh, I steal souls -and- secrets."
- Thief, 8-Bit Theater |
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KreenWarrior
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
111 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 9:07:18 PM
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| ...is visited by his future self and warned that... |
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Branduil
Archdeacon of Jabootu
13 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 10:54:33 PM
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| He will be visited by three ghosts on christmas eve, warning him to change his ways. The writers will show they can be original by casting Vin Diesel, Jennifer Garner, and Paris Hilton as the three ghosts. But in the midst of repentence, a singularity in space opens and... |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2005 : 01:19:36 AM
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a cyclopean horror is revealed. One that was only hinted at by the strange, furtive folk that dwell in rotting gambrel roofed houses in that odd town just north of Arkham. Teetering on the edge of madness, he suddenly...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2005 : 02:37:23 AM
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...has to make a movie-within-a-movie, satirizing Hollywood yet showing that actors are "in on the joke." However, plans go awry when Jennifer Lopez...
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"A superior intelligence has come from Venus - in my satellite! - established residency, turned off the world's power, and is about to take over the world's population! Why aren't you fighting it?"
"Because... this superior intelligence happens to be a personal friend of mine!" |
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