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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
 Posted - 02/19/2005 : 08:34:23 AM
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..., playing a marine biologist, discovers an gigantic sea monster, slowly heading for Tokyo...
"That's right! I lost this young life once, but thanks to the afro, I'm all better!"-Sandora |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2005 : 7:27:22 PM
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...and only one cutie-pie Magical Girl can stop it...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2005 : 9:02:34 PM
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2005 : 8:31:17 PM
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...spawn of Cthulhu...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2005 : 8:35:49 PM
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| ... who has been waiting in a dank cavern for millenia, guarded by ... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2005 : 9:45:08 PM
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2005 : 11:28:49 PM
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...unhealthy tendency to steal women's underwear...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2005 : 4:32:21 PM
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| ... which sends him into therapy with a wacky shrink whose unconventional treament methods include... |
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zombiewhacker
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1475 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2005 : 4:52:02 PM
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Terrahawk
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
644 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2005 : 4:56:32 PM
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| ...women and men with hearts of gold and who solve unsolvable crimes on the side while.. |
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 12:10:11 AM
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...working to prove an ancient civilization once held the key to an omnipotent weapon powered by...
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"A superior intelligence has come from Venus - in my satellite! - established residency, turned off the world's power, and is about to take over the world's population! Why aren't you fighting it?"
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Mr. Tambourine Shatner
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
96 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 12:52:07 AM
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...Distant ancestors of Ed Wood, who created mathetics, calenders, the internet and...
"Shut the F**k up, Donny!"
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 09:28:31 AM
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Those little pasties worn by exotic...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
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Viking Barry
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
50 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 12:27:57 PM
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Hello Folks:
The hero shall be white and male. The hero shall have a black friend who will died half-way through tthe film. The black guy's death along with the mistreatment of his white girlfriend would be the spark that shall motivated ,the hero to finally have it out with the villain once and for all. The villain shall also be a racist, just in case, we forget he is evil. Afterwards, the white hero shall take care of his black friend's offsprings to proved what a good guy and great white liberal he really is.
Sign:
Barry Fletcher
e4107773@yahoo.com
One of The Combat-Happy Joes of Easy Company
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Paul LoJ
Supreme Potentate
USA
420 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2005 : 1:27:35 PM
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The hero's dog should sport either an eyepatch or a prosthetic leg. Eexcept in flashbacks. Those, of course, happened before "the incident."
"...You know perfectly well what is the matter with you. You have known it for years, though you have fought against the knowledge. You are mentally deranged." |
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