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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
 Posted - 02/22/2005 : 5:57:50 PM
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(...continuing from Flangepart's contribution, while adknowledging the excellence of those made by Viking Barry and Paul...)
... computer hackers who plan to make their big score by ripping off... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 10:21:11 AM
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The meat distibution factory for Burger King, who's CEO is realy....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Mr. Tambourine Shatner
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
96 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 1:30:22 PM
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...Steven Seagal's evil twin from a parallel universe, where he has directed more than 50 environmentalist films and slept with...
"Shut the F**k up, Donny!"
-Words of infinite wisdom from Walter, "The Big Lebowski" |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 10:52:44 PM
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| ...a Scandinavian ice queen (played by Sybil Danning). The unholy spawn of this pairing is... |
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Branduil
Archdeacon of Jabootu
13 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 11:15:57 PM
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| ...Carrot Top. He embarks on a quest to find the World's Largest Collection of Belly-Button Lint, and on the way teams up with... |
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Kit Rex
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
294 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 12:19:38 AM
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...Dennis Rodman, because it would make for a wacky odd-couple pairing and besides he needs a vehicle to boost his career, and many komedic hi-jinks ensue until finally the pair discovers...
Kit Rex has spoken |
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 01:13:45 AM
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...the true meaning of friendship, which is the one thing that can't be understood by their arch-enemy...
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"A superior intelligence has come from Venus - in my satellite! - established residency, turned off the world's power, and is about to take over the world's population! Why aren't you fighting it?"
"Because... this superior intelligence happens to be a personal friend of mine!" |
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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 09:39:37 AM
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| ... Ronald MacDonald (played by Norman MacDonald), whose cheery, painted-on smile actually conceals the heartbreak of... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 8:20:53 PM
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...knowing the horrific secret behind so-called "Chicken" McNuggets...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 8:47:14 PM
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| ....that they are made of PEOPLE!!! Chicken McNuggets are made of PEOPLE!!! As if that weren't bad enough.... |
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Civanfan
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
86 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 05:43:59 AM
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...Hamburglar and his Fry Guy Mafia have been chipping away at his base of power, making him more and more desperate. Soon the beleaguered corporate symbol will have to initiate plan X, in which...
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"Oh, I steal souls -and- secrets."
- Thief, 8-Bit Theater |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 08:04:14 AM
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...an adorible alien, stranded on this planet and being watched by...
"That's right! I lost this young life once, but thanks to the afro, I'm all better!"-Sandora |
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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 08:35:06 AM
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| ... a group of government sp00ks, who can be identified as soon as they walk on-screen by... |
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Evil Otto
Archdeacon of Jabootu
16 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 7:53:05 PM
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...their sinister theme song, which sounds remarkably like...
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 9:07:34 PM
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..."I'm Every Woman" by Chaka Khan, only performed by an all-midget Journey tribute band...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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