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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
   
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 10:26:12 PM
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...and their black sunglasses, dark suits, and black Sedans, which they use to drag-race against local outcast teenagers like...
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"A superior intelligence has come from Venus - in my satellite! - established residency, turned off the world's power, and is about to take over the world's population! Why aren't you fighting it?"
"Because... this superior intelligence happens to be a personal friend of mine!" |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 07:16:16 AM
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...a bunch of loveable poor teenagers with hearts of gold, who are going to try and save the community center by having a breakdancing contest against...
"That's right! I lost this young life once, but thanks to the afro, I'm all better!"-Sandora |
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Evil Otto
Archdeacon of Jabootu

16 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 11:23:51 AM
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...a multiethnic 80s-era street gang which, unknown to them, has been hired by...
(Best. Thread. EVER!)
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." --Sir Winston Churchill |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
1791 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 12:12:28 PM
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| ........The local sorority of snooty rich girls who are in reality a coven of witches who......... |
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Evil Otto
Archdeacon of Jabootu

16 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 1:07:02 PM
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...Are really misunderstood and have hearts of gold, but accidentally...
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." --Sir Winston Churchill |
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Kit Rex
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
294 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 2:07:14 PM
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...kill one of their own as the result of an ill-planned coven initiation prank, and in desperation they cover up the accident, but the girl's disappearance attracts the attention of...
Kit Rex has spoken |
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
   
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 3:07:52 PM
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...a crusty-but-lovable sheriff who, along with his dopey deputy, eventually...
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"A superior intelligence has come from Venus - in my satellite! - established residency, turned off the world's power, and is about to take over the world's population! Why aren't you fighting it?"
"Because... this superior intelligence happens to be a personal friend of mine!" |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 9:56:11 PM
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...realize that the lovable town drunk Otis is actually a dire menace to society who must be put to death immediately...
*** "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 10:53:15 PM
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after he buys that damn car. But, in reality, it's a sinister cover for his grotesque "scientific" pursuits involving...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain." re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956) |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 02:43:24 AM
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| ....experiments in removing the talent and ability of once-great actors and replacing them with.... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
1791 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 08:33:08 AM
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........a spunky young chorusgirl with stars in her eyes and the tenor/bit player who has befriended her. But unknown to either of them.........
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Evil Otto
Archdeacon of Jabootu

16 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 09:26:40 AM
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...Las Vegas is about to be destroyed by hordes of mutant...
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." --Sir Winston Churchill |
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
   
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 7:23:33 PM
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...comic book adaptions, each changed so that the heroes wear black leather when they go into battle against...
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"A superior intelligence has come from Venus - in my satellite! - established residency, turned off the world's power, and is about to take over the world's population! Why aren't you fighting it?"
"Because... this superior intelligence happens to be a personal friend of mine!" |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 7:59:47 PM
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...the evil forces of middle-aged white guys who smoke...
*** "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 9:31:13 PM
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| ... so much that they fall ill, and are treated by a crusty but lovable doctor who has discovered that modern medicine can't compete with the ancient wisdom of ... |
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