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Victoria Silverwolf
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
80 Posts |
 Posted - 02/28/2005 : 04:52:42 AM
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...the ghost of a Native American shaman, who was released from the Spirit World when the sacred burying ground was torn up by a construction team working for...
Reality is a crutch for people who can't face up to science fiction. |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 1:49:26 PM
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Fred Ward, who secretly lusts after the local casino owner and tribal historian, who wants desperatly to....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Scarm The Great
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
72 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 2:06:50 PM
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...live a life of peace raising bunny rabbits outside of Prague while...
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 2:22:44 PM
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All the while training them for destruction! And the target intended is none other then...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 3:06:19 PM
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...an idealistic and attractive young single mother, who is about to be the first female president of the United States. She trades witty barbs with her political opponent to hide her true feelings for him, which, if they came to light, would...
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"A superior intelligence has come from Venus - in my satellite! - established residency, turned off the world's power, and is about to take over the world's population! Why aren't you fighting it?"
"Because... this superior intelligence happens to be a personal friend of mine!" |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 3:35:01 PM
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......Force a certain dictator to impliment "Operation: Last Chance" which means that the two-fisted man of science and the brave lady rancher will have to..........
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 4:35:36 PM
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...stop an evil albino from poisoning, oh, lets say Miami's water supply with...
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"A superior intelligence has come from Venus - in my satellite! - established residency, turned off the world's power, and is about to take over the world's population! Why aren't you fighting it?"
"Because... this superior intelligence happens to be a personal friend of mine!" |
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Mr. Tambourine Shatner
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
96 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 6:48:38 PM
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...Don Johnson Cola. The result is not only horrific and violent to those who consume it, but also serves as phase one in an even BIGGER domination plot to rule the world, devised by none other than...
"Shut the F**k up, Donny!"
-Words of infinite wisdom from Walter, "The Big Lebowski" |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 7:02:23 PM
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| ... the Easter Bunny, who's sick of coming in second to Santa as the most popular holiday mascot, so he grants one special, life-affirming wish to ... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 7:46:52 PM
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| ...the Easter Beagle, who's sick of no one believing in him. Unfortunately, the Easter Bunny snubbed the Great Pumpkin, so the Great Pumpkin takes revenge by.... |
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Mr. Tambourine Shatner
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
96 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 12:22:18 AM
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...replacing Billy Corgan as frontman of the Smashing Pumpkins, then rockets to glory and uses his fortune to travel to a far away land just so he can personally bitch-slap...
"Shut the F**k up, Donny!"
-Words of infinite wisdom from Walter, "The Big Lebowski" |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 10:24:36 AM
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Paris Hilton...but the line is so long, he looses intrest, and changes his target to....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 1:15:16 PM
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...John Connor, who is guarded by a new Terminator with sexy results! Such as...
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"A superior intelligence has come from Venus - in my satellite! - established residency, turned off the world's power, and is about to take over the world's population! Why aren't you fighting it?"
"Because... this superior intelligence happens to be a personal friend of mine!" |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 5:21:08 PM
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........the lonely orphan girl who toils for pennys in a sweatshop and is about to open the mysterious package...........
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 5:27:57 PM
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Containing a gold ring made by dewrves from Upper Saddle River New Jersey, a ring that grants the power of....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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