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blade19
Altar Boy of Jabootu
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 Posted - 08/18/2005 : 4:00:50 PM
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 4:48:40 PM
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...A rocket built by the lowest bidder. Said rocket get "blowed up real good" and the cult of Jabootu rejoices, not knowing that....
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 6:55:22 PM
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| ....the valley girls and schoolgirls have been kidnapped by the owner of an online casino. Hulk rolls his eyes, puts away his copy of the Collected Works of Emily Dickenson, and says.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 10:09:07 PM
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..."SMASHING TOO GOOD FOR SPAMMERS!!! HULK LOCK SPAMMERS IN LITTLE ROOM WITH GILBERT GOTTFRIED!!!"...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2005 : 6:07:58 PM
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| Hearing Hulk's threat, the spammers wet their pants and start a-runnin'. Lone Ranger and Tonto catch them with their lasso. Hulk plans to throw them in the room with Gilbert Gottfried, but first Bugs and Cop On Edge decide to have a little creative fun with these clowns.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2005 : 7:36:10 PM
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...by spray-painting the spammers' home phone number on the sides of the Washington Monument...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2005 : 9:59:30 PM
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...followed by[DESCRIPTION DELETED BY MANAGEMENT]after which the Hulk wanders to a car wash in order to clean off the blood and entrails. However...
"Down in the Delta, they say I was a fool for making that deal with the devil, they say I’ve got the hellhounds on my tail. But they also say this: there’s not a bluesman alive who can play the entire first part of Smoke on the Water like Hellbound Dave.
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2005 : 10:03:57 PM
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| ....the car wash refuses to wash Hulk. Some problem with their soap bleaching out anything green. Rather than explain the obvious difference between Hulk and your average Oldsmobile, our heroes let the Hulk give the car wash a well-deserved extreme home makeover. One hosing-down later, our heroes turn to the valley girls and schoolgirls, only to find.... |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2005 : 11:37:21 AM
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| ... they've changed into their bikinis and headed to the beach, to listen to happening rock'n'roll and do the Twist! However, unbeknownst to the valley- and school-girls, a threat is lurking in the water just off-shore - a threat that ... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2005 : 2:40:03 PM
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...was thought to be destroyed when everyone stopped paying attention to...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2005 : 3:58:34 PM
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....them. It is THE DELL AIRES! Since they were the only survivers of the infamous "Party Beach" incident, they have decided that........
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2005 : 6:22:04 PM
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| ....their groovy music saved them, and could therefore save the world... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2005 : 6:25:02 PM
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They pray to the alter of ARCH HALL Jr! Ol' "Cabbage patch elvis" his own self. Arch grabs a guitar by the pool, and...
"Reality is arguable...lunch time is not." H. Flangepart.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
254 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2005 : 7:48:45 PM
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| ...plays an uplifting tune to a group of children getting chemo treatment. However soon enough Robin Williams jumps into the secene... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2005 : 9:12:40 PM
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| ...and shows he's the bad-guy Robin Williams, a la Insomnia (i.e., Robin Williams in a GOOD performance). Bugs and Company decide to... |
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